jjacksonRIAB Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 OK I've got a picture here: (my apologies for the slight mess - I was out with bronchitis for about 4 days :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 I'm ownwee fwee n'ahaff yeows owld. That's 102 in mouse years. chef is 56 Hey Cheffy, I see that you're wearing a shirt from the new Monica Lewinski line of clothing. (check out your left shoulder in the pic ) Sorry, that's just paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 OK I've got a picture here: Strange seeing you with no hair. Well, you know -- no hair as compared to the last picture you posted of yourself. (my apologies for the slight mess - I was out with bronchitis for about 4 days :-( Aside from having an obvious cashew addiction, we see that your choice of medicinal comfort to sooth your bronchitis is nothing other than a good'ol ciggy. Sorry, that's just paint. I think that's what Monica said at first, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjacksonRIAB Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Well, you know -- no hair as compared to the last picture you posted of yourself. I was just taking the advice given to me by quite a few members on the "Women: should men shave their nether regions?" thread I started a long time ago, and... Oh wait, you're talking about the picture I posted last year. Aside from having an obvious cashew addiction, we see that your choice of medicinal comfort to sooth your bronchitis is nothing other than a good'ol ciggy. My cashew addiction and cigarette addiction are also linked - the containers make good ash trays. Those two were full. Two bouts with bronchitis in one month should be enough to convince anyone to quit. Cashews, that is. I figure if I have nowhere to put my ash it will pile up on the floor where a leak from the ceiling will render it into lye so I will melt immediately. Kill two birds with one stone. Man, I hate that expression: "Kill two birds with one stone". All I've ever seen is one bird with two stones. If you grab my stones and crush them the bird dies too -- so if you really want to kill two birds you need to crush four stones; though one in the hand is better than two in the bush -- birds, not stones. A stone in a bush would make no sense, and neither do I. Oh wait. The question was: How old am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Well, you know -- no hair as compared to the last picture you posted of yourself. I was just taking the advice given to me by quite a few members on the "Women: should men shave their nether regions?" thread I started a long time ago, and... Oh wait, you're talking about the picture I posted last year. I remember that thread. Aside from having an obvious cashew addiction, we see that your choice of medicinal comfort to sooth your bronchitis is nothing other than a good'ol ciggy. My cashew addiction and cigarette addiction are also linked - the containers make good ash trays. Those two were full. Two bouts with bronchitis in one month should be enough to convince anyone to quit. Cashews, that is. I figure if I have nowhere to put my ash it will pile up on the floor where a leak from the ceiling will render it into lye so I will melt immediately. Kill two birds with one stone. Man, I hate that expression: "Kill two birds with one stone". All I've ever seen is one bird with two stones. If you grab my stones and crush them the bird dies too -- so if you really want to kill two birds you need to crush four stones; though one in the hand is better than two in the bush -- birds, not stones. A stone in a bush would make no sense, and neither do I. And now, after reading this, I'm almost half fully convinced that tobacco isn't the only thing you smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjacksonRIAB Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 And now, after reading this, I'm almost half fully convinced that tobacco isn't the only thing you smoke. Ima have to look at that picture again. I'm sure that drawer was closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Emerson Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl-777 Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 How Old Are You? What is that...."old"?....do you mean decrepit? I've been twenty-nine 26 times..... K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 I'm 49, but I really don't feel like it. I never lie about my age, because I think it's better for people to just know I'm old, than to hear someone say, "Whoa, you've got to start taking better care of yourself!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JP Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I can't remember if I posted in this thread already or not. I'm 22. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xandore Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue elephant Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 I'm 50, but people often think I'm younger because i had my children so late. Cool, eh!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Broke Free Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I'm 49, but I really don't feel like it. I never lie about my age, because I think it's better for people to just know I'm old, than to hear someone say, "Whoa, you've got to start taking better care of yourself!" I worked with a woman a few years back who when asked, “How old are you?” replied that she was 29 in a coy voice. (She was obviously much older) I replied, “My, the years have not been kind.” I thought it was funny, but she actually took offense to it. Jees! If you gonna lie about your age, tell people you are older than you are if you want a nice compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 She doesn't do it anymore, but my mom said she was 29 for several years in a row back when I was a kid. The thing is though, is that she really did look to be 29 several years after actually being 29. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Like I say at my birthday, "I'm celebrating the 18th anniversary of my 22:nd birthday." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Like I say at my birthday, "I'm celebrating the 18th anniversary of my 22:nd birthday." So how many candles are on the cake then? 18 or 22 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I'm probably one of the younger folks here. I'm 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 33 here - the same age as Jesus when he finished his career. Will be 34 in July. Cancer on the Leo cusp. This is more or less what I look like. (I'm not the hairy black-and-tan one, just in case you were wondering.) Photo's maybe a year and a half old. My hair is a bit more trimmed now. (And it really is that color - no grays. I lucked out...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizard Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 46 last January...photo's in my profile, too lazy to post a new one, though its a couple years old..or rather, about a year and a half. Gray hair? That's what L'Oreal is made for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knightley Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgnosticBob AtheistPants Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Well, this poll says I already participated, but I would've posted and I don't see a post from me in here before this one! Oh well, anyway, I am 37 going on 24. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RHEMtron Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 26 and still getting carded - even at theatres. 14 year olds wink at me, and 24 year olds are embarassed when they find out I'm older than them. i find that funny.... im 25, turning 26 on september 26 HINT HINT. i better be getting ex-c apparel as presents from you guys!! i get the same problem as you. someone came up to me and asked me to go to prom with them and geez jjackson and chef!! you guys actually put pictures of yourselves.... shameless man shameless.... i guess ill do the same lol. i have no shame. now you guys have a picture in your head everytime you read my posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted June 3, 2006 Share Posted June 3, 2006 Like I say at my birthday, "I'm celebrating the 18th anniversary of my 22:nd birthday." So how many candles are on the cake then? 18 or 22 ? Cake? Who said I ever get a cake in this god forsaken house at my birthday? We don't believe in cakes you know. Usually I ask for ice cream cake, and candles not wanted. Don't want to know my age... lalalalala (fingers in my ears)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicoleeann Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 20-and exactly 2 years since i was born-again-again/unborn?hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissonance Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 I'm 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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