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And that was the one day your facial herpes simplex 91 went into remission. I understand.

 

You gorgeous bitch.

 

Oh, I just found this.

 

You know, the unafflicted simply call it herpes. Or, for the timid: cold sores.

 

It's ok, I don't judge.

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I just turned 1F yesterday (in hexadecimal). I like that much better than my actual age, plus it sounds so geeky. :D

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I'm a happy, healthy, satisfied 21 year old who could pass for a junior high student.

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I'm a happy, healthy, satisfied 21 year old who could pass for a junior high student.

Yeah.... No kidding. :HaHa:

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I'm a happy, healthy, satisfied 21 year old who could pass for a junior high student.

Yeah.... No kidding. :HaHa:

 

There is a story behind this, but I am unqualified to tell it.

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/me gives qualifications to Erin to tell the story.

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/me gives qualifications to Erin to tell the story.

 

I have discovered that you are a much better story teller than I am. Therefore, you should tell the story.

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/me gives qualifications to Erin to tell the story.

 

I have discovered that you are a much better story teller than I am. Therefore, you should tell the story.

I have decided that you could use some practice telling stories. Therefore, I will let you do it.

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I have decided that you could use some practice telling stories. Therefore, I will let you do it.

Um...heck no.

 

Fine. He went to my house, saw a picture of me, thought I looked 12. Told him that it was for my high school graduation.

 

Happy now?

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Chronologically, I'm 42 y.o.

 

Mentally, I feel no older than 30.

 

Physically? Weeeeell.....I have a good complexion (no wrinkles yet!) but I'm putting on weight.

 

:Doh:

 

My best friend, who is about 6 mos. older than me, is a skinny little thing who goes running every day and weighs about 100 lbs. but has a face like a road map. I guess you pay for everything, one way or another.

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Just turned 18 today.

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20-24... latter end

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What is the benefit of knowing somebody's age? How do you know they are telling the truth? What difference does it make, in any case?

 

I am 24 years old, but I could be lying. I might be 47. Or 16. Maybe 80.

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I'm twenty-one, although I look younger. Puberty was hit-and-miss for me. :lol:

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31 here

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Today is my 17,199th birthday. (literally) :party:

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I'm 49, 50 in March. Don't ask my fuckin weight!

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21

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I'm 49, going for the big Five-Oh in August '07. Most people think I'm in my late '30s.

 

But my left ankle has been wondering why it doesn't get a senior's discount at the mall... :ugh:

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I'm 31.

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50--and stop asking, ya little pipsqueeks!!

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