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If you ever show Christians touchy little verses like say.... Psalms 137:9, 1 Samuel 15:3, and Numbers 15:11-31, where their gawd violates his own book, and you see them start to get nervous and then red faced and call you "EVIL" or some other holy and pioused pejorative like a self-righteous child......YOU MIGHT BE AN EX-CHRISTIAN!

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...when you talk to an Xian friend about a problem and they keep telling you that god will take care of you. As in a subclause... like they are sneaking it in to "encourage" you because they suspect you've "fallen away".

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When you're asked by fundies what your favorite bible verse is, you're dying to say:  Ezekiel 23:20 --

 

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

 

 

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If you have, in the past, or currently know someone who is going through a hard time and you hear some Christian say something like...."Gawd is trying to tell you something"....and you want to hit them between the eyes with your fist.....YOU MIGHT BE AN EX-CHRISTIAN!

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If you have ever asked a Christian to give you a specific definition explicitly from the Bible defining what "Taking the Lord's name in vain"  is and they try to tell you that common swearing is, but cannot show you a specific verse or text, and you point that out, and they get angry, but you get some satisfaction with a little grin......YOU MIGHT BE AN EX-CHRISTIAN!

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When you ask Christians you know to specifically explain common Christian cliche's and they just tell you to TRUST GAWD and HAVE FAITH, but you keep pressing and they tell you that you have a lack of faith...and you smile.....YOU MIGHT BE AN EX-CHRISTIAN!

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If you ever feel like punching a Christian in the face because they think it is "THEIR CHRISTIAN DUTY" to make you aware that you are putting your soul at risk by even paying any heed to other theories and even looking at myth as myth.....YOU MIGHT BE AN EX-CHRISTIAN!

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