Biblical Curse Generator

[ag_NO_stic]

Hahahaha I have found the most perfect site ever. All you have to do is click the "Take That!" button and it pulls a curse right out of the Old Testament that you can say as a comeback to someone straight for good ole yahweh. Enjoy! I got:

 

"May you beget difficult teenagers, O ye whose name is but dung!"

 

http://www.ship-of-fools.com/curse/index.html

[buffettphan]

HA HA HA HA  -- This is the one I got:

 

"May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou armpit of Satan!"

 

I'll be chuckling over that one for a very long time.    

And when I have a chance, I'm going to have to look up chapter and verse, because I really don't remember that one!

[ag_NO_stic]

 

HA HA HA HA  -- This is the one I got:

 

"May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou armpit of Satan!"

 

I'll be chuckling over that one for a very long time.    

And when I have a chance, I'm going to have to look up chapter and verse, because I really don't remember that one!

 

I think it takes various phrases and merges them for an insult. "Like sex-mad" is in a different verse than the "baboons" (2 Chronicles 9:21)

[LogicalFallacy]

"Thou shalt be captured by Midianite maniacs, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin!"

 

[Casualfanboy16]

I'm in love with this! I'm late to the post, but here's one I got:

 

"Behold, thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, thou creature of the pit!"