♦ nivek ♦ Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/21/2017 at 9:28 PM, midniterider said: They put on their public smiles and thought, "What a dork." Think of that they pull on to get all that gooey extra juicy gos-pull from... kL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 5 hours ago, SkipNChurch said: Think of that they pull on to get all that gooey extra juicy gos-pull from... kL Holy Jizzus. Now the bible says that if you're not 'for' Jesus then you're 'against' him. And the ultimate form of 'worship' in my mind would be oral sex... So it stands to reason that if a Christian is not 'for' oral sex with Jesus, then he would be against Jesus. There is no middle ground here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 16 minutes ago, midniterider said: Holy Jizzus. Now the bible says that if you're not 'for' Jesus then you're 'against' him. And the ultimate form of 'worship' in my mind would be oral sex... So it stands to reason that if a Christian is not 'for' oral sex with Jesus, then he would be against Jesus. There is no middle ground here. See that's using your head! The more you give the more you git according to many preachers. Not sure if that means you order extra Megadon Sooper Scooper Sized "Mah name Is JEEeeEEEBuS" gos-bul at your next sit in meal tho... Yer in trouble tho when hose, cross, knee pads are issued with order.. someone who is pretending to have no clue what kFL is really doing here... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ag_NO_stic Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Eric is going to Taco Hell. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted September 26, 2017 Author Share Posted September 26, 2017 16 hours ago, ag_NO_stic said: Eric is going to Taco Hell. When he dies, he gets 72 lesbians. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddJ Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 9/25/2017 at 8:14 AM, ag_NO_stic said: Eric is going to Taco Hell. Critique religion all you want, but don't blaspheme a decent fast food restaraunt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ag_NO_stic Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 11 hours ago, ToddJ said: Critique religion all you want, but don't blaspheme a decent fast food restaraunt! Or what, things will get hot? Get it? Ehhh? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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