ag_NO_stic Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 A blazing place! The heat astounds an unsaved wretch like me! JK I'm just down in the ground; Look up thanatology. ’Twas church that taught my heart to fear, but sense my fears relieved; How pious does that place appear Now that I don't believe. The horde has promised misery, His Word their hope obscures; Until we worship sanity, Deceit the church assures. If we’re still here in ten thousand years, Not yet scorched by the sun, We’ve no less cause to sing God’s praise Than when we’d first begun. 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOHO Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 Wow, @ag_NO_stic! Did you write that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ag_NO_stic Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, MOHO said: Wow, @ag_NO_stic! Did you write that? I modified the original, of course, (some of the lines are the original or very close to it) but yes I "wrote it" using rhymezone.com and a thesaurus lol. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Oh, so you cheated... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ag_NO_stic Posted November 8, 2017 Author Share Posted November 8, 2017 5 hours ago, Fweethawt said: Oh, so you cheated... Look, I'm already going to hell. Just add it to the list. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 At least we can be assured there'll be music there. Or at least -- gut-wrenching screams of torment mixed with creative lyrics! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted November 8, 2017 Moderator Share Posted November 8, 2017 7 hours ago, ag_NO_stic said: Look, I'm already going to hell. Just add it to the list. Christians so do not get this. They go "Oh so you believe in hell, why do you want to go there?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ag_NO_stic Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 16 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said: Christians so do not get this. They go "Oh so you believe in hell, why do you want to go there?" I know, right? The funny part about this is....."Satan" is apparently in all the fun things in life to "tempt us" from all the boring stuff "god wants. Maybe a place full of those fun things won't be so bad. Maybe the "lake of fire" is just hyperbole for....a massive bonfire or us being "terminated" from boring church things or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddJ Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Amazing hate to seal my fate and damn a wretch like me and burn the USA from sea to shining sea plague with frogs the gentile dogs and send them all to hell when i see a nonbeliever i say dear god, what's that smell the fag, the queer he who drinks beer at them i scoff and sneer my righteous sons in the bible belt stand up high and proud the Lord will slay the liberal men when he appears in a cloud 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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