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A blazing place! The heat astounds
an unsaved wretch like me!

JK I'm just down in the ground;
Look up thanatology.

 

’Twas church that taught my heart to fear,
but sense my fears relieved;
How pious does that place appear
Now that I don't believe.

 

The horde has promised misery,
His Word their hope obscures;
Until we worship sanity,
Deceit the church assures.

 

If we’re still here in ten thousand years,
Not yet scorched by the sun,
We’ve no less cause to sing God’s praise
Than when we’d first begun.

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13 minutes ago, MOHO said:

Wow, @ag_NO_stic!

 

Did you write that?

 

I modified the original, of course, (some of the lines are the original or very close to it) but yes I "wrote it" using rhymezone.com and a thesaurus lol. 

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5 hours ago, Fweethawt said:

Oh, so you cheated... :Hmm:

 

 

:HaHa:

 

Look, I'm already going to hell. Just add it to the list. :D

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7 hours ago, ag_NO_stic said:

 

Look, I'm already going to hell. Just add it to the list. :D

 

Christians so do not get this. They go  "Oh so you believe in hell, why do you want to go there?" :49: 

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16 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said:

 

Christians so do not get this. They go  "Oh so you believe in hell, why do you want to go there?" :49: 

 

I know, right? The funny part about this is....."Satan" is apparently in all the fun things in life to "tempt us" from all the boring stuff "god wants. Maybe a place full of those fun things won't be so bad. Maybe the "lake of fire" is just hyperbole for....a massive bonfire or us being "terminated" from boring church things or something.

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Amazing hate to seal my fate

and damn a wretch like me

and burn the USA 

from sea to shining sea

plague with frogs

the gentile dogs

and send them all to hell

when i see a nonbeliever

i say dear god, what's that smell

the fag, the queer

he who drinks beer

at them i scoff and sneer

my righteous sons in the bible belt

stand up high and proud

the Lord will slay the liberal men

when he appears in a cloud

 

 

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