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Think of hilarious names you could name your child. 

 

Hashtag?

 

"Hey hashtag come over here!"

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Just look at celebrity child names and you'll come up with cringe worthy names.

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3 minutes ago, LogicalFallacy said:

Just look at celebrity child names and you'll come up with cringe worthy names.

Yeah, they're exceptionally hilarious.

 

How about 

 

Dll.32?

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Smoothie?

 

"Put that down! Smoothie"

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have an Italian colege who's last name is Pidasso.

Named his kid Stu.

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We had neighbors from Vietnam. Their last name was Ho. Their daughter was Heather but I always thought they should have named her Heidi.

 

And I mentioned in a previous thread here that the boys vice principal of our high school was named Harry Dick. Really.

 

Seriously, giving a kid a weird name is really cruel. They have to live with that and endure the same jokes their entire lives. 

 

I am a middle-name person. I do not use my first name. I do not like it. But the goddamn computer programmers don't write programs that accommodate us and I am forced to enter my first name, middle initial and last name. BUT THAT IS NOT ME, DAMN IT! A dentist I went to is the only one who had a program designed for folks like us. There is no reason, NO REASON, why computer programs can't be written to provide for a middle name and a preferred name such as a nickname. (So there!)

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I knew this Asian woman, who's name translated in English was

 

Apple.

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2 hours ago, older said:

And I mentioned in a previous thread here that the boys vice principal of our high school was named Harry Dick. Really.

I knew a Harry Wolf.

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I heard of a celebrity couple who named their daughter Sage Moonblood. Why they thought calling her something that sounds like a medieval term for menstruation was cute is beyond me.

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 I went to school with a London Bridge.

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