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How to Get Rid of Jehovas Witnesses

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I just let them see me in my home office, through the window,  not answering the door.

 

Clean, simple, "make like birds and the flock out of here" message.

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Last week I had JWs visit and I simply asked them to remove me from their list.   They said "fine" and were on their way.

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We have had no visits since we asked to be put on the do-not-call list.

 

But in my dreams I'd like to open the door wearing some sort of satanic costume and invite them in with, "We're barbecuing a baby. You're just in time. Come on in!"

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When I first moved into my current house, I was getting out of my car after a shopping trip and noticed some JW types at a house across the street. They were reaching the sidewalk just as I got to my front door.

 

"Hey!" I yelled to them. "See this house, number xyz? Do yourselves a big favor and skip it. Every time."

 

I walked into my house and shut the door. 9 years so far, and not one knock from anyone, JW, magic-undies-Morons or anyone else.

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