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Burnedout, March 31 in Ex-Christian Life
I just let them see me in my home office, through the window, not answering the door.
Clean, simple, "make like birds and the flock out of here" message.
Last week I had JWs visit and I simply asked them to remove me from their list. They said "fine" and were on their way.
We have had no visits since we asked to be put on the do-not-call list.
But in my dreams I'd like to open the door wearing some sort of satanic costume and invite them in with, "We're barbecuing a baby. You're just in time. Come on in!"
When I first moved into my current house, I was getting out of my car after a shopping trip and noticed some JW types at a house across the street. They were reaching the sidewalk just as I got to my front door.
"Hey!" I yelled to them. "See this house, number xyz? Do yourselves a big favor and skip it. Every time."
I walked into my house and shut the door. 9 years so far, and not one knock from anyone, JW, magic-undies-Morons or anyone else.
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