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He is risen! Bad grammar, imo.

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I always thought this particular phrase was poor grammar.

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He is risen.   April Fool's!

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I like how Jesus died on the first Friday following the first full moon following the spring equinox.  Nothing says you are a real person like remembering your death based on the sun, moon and Earth's orbit.

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"Christ has lied! Christ is in prison! Christ will come at ten!" 

 

-Mike Birbiglia-

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If I recall, that's supposed to be a transliteration of a verb tense that doesn't exist in English.  It's something like a present perpetual tense where the action doesn't just take place at one point in time; rather, the action is always, has always, and will always continue to take place.

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46 minutes ago, TheRedneckProfessor said:

If I recall, that's supposed to be a transliteration of a verb tense that doesn't exist in English.  It's something like a present perpetual tense where the action doesn't just take place at one point in time; rather, the action is always, has always, and will always continue to take place.

 

 

Plus God created all languages at the Tower of Bable so God gets to make up new rules whenever God wants.   :D

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42 minutes ago, mymistake said:

 

 

Plus God created all languages at the Tower of Bable so God gets to make up new rules whenever God wants.   :D

That and the whole "I Am that I Am." thing.

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     I believe the original is "Chrizle be rizzle."

 

          mwc

 

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On 3/31/2018 at 1:13 PM, midniterider said:

I always thought this particular phrase was poor grammar.

It is... It sounds dumb as fuck.

 

It's like a deepity lite.

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On 4/1/2018 at 1:11 PM, Fweethawt said:

It is... It sounds dumb as fuck.

 

It's like a deepity lite.

I have always thought the same thing. Dumb.

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5 minutes ago, TrueScotsman said:

Yahweh is a trinity right, shouldn't we say, He are risen?

 

LoL. I dont quite have the balls to post that on facebook....I wish I did. That's awesome. :)

 

If only I'd had the foresight to post on Good Friday, "He are dead!" :)

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