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Number of the Beast?


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Is it weird that my mom's church always ends service with Hymn 666?  True story, I swear!

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Hahaha the irony. I’m more or less impressed that her church has that many hymns in the book. And also, that they still sing hymns in that church. I thought (hoped) for sure that hymns would have died with the fire and brimstone/ revival preachers and steeple-style buildings. 

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Oh no, there's singing all over that church.  There's no choir, so everyone sings.  Then they have a solo singer.  Then there's special music, though that may have dropped off, as their organ player left a few months ago.  It might be cool if any one of them could sing, but only the Elder can.  Everyone else sings in a typical white church fashion where you mumble through the lines until you're done.  I hear there's a black family there who belts it out, but I haven't seen it.

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The number of the beast, or rather devil is the pope’s phone number

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or my boss’s handphone number

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