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Years ago, a friend of mine who is/was an agnostic told me he doesn't believe that there is a God that watches him all the time as it sounds creepy.

At that time, I was a strong Christian.

 

Recently, I saw a (funny) video in YouTube posted by an ex-christian showing the idea of God watching your every move. Indeed, it is creepy.

 

The likes of Joyce Meyer teaches how having even one selfish thought is wrong - but rejoice God knows your nature and chooses to forgive you.

 

This belief that God instantly becomes aware of every single thought I have messed up my head so much while I was a strong Christian. This belief literally ruins your peace and makes you say and do weird things.

 

I saw in an episode of Young Sheldon recently Sheldon saying to his Christian friend- 'Your religion just makes me feel worse about myself.' And the friend replies, 'That's how you know it's working.' 😄

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Taken to its extremes, God watches you poop.  Who needs to see that?  An all knowing all loving deity, of course. :blink:

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3 minutes ago, Anushka said:

I saw in an episode of Young Sheldon recently Sheldon saying to his Christian friend- 'Your religion just makes me feel worse about myself.' And the friend replies, 'That's how you know it's working.' 😄

:lmao:

 

Holy shit!

That's how some of them think.

 

One of the asshat pastors at my old fundy place (notice I did not say "Mrs. MOHO's church) used to regularly preach that new xtians are frequently on fire for jebus until they really understand what xanity is all about. They have a tendency to fall away soon afterwards.  What he meant was they find out that their new faith requires work and giving up your old life. 

 

Of course I look back on that as "No. It's because they began to actually READ the fucking book!"    :puke:

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2 minutes ago, 1989 said:

Taken to its extremes, God watches you poop.  Who needs to see that?  An all knowing all loving deity, of course. :blink:

 

Kinda gives a new view of the term holy shit, huh @1989

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2 minutes ago, MOHO said:

 

Kinda gives a new view of the term holy shit, huh @1989

 

Nah, only sinners poop.  It's a fallen (and frequently stinky) world.

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I'm frequently amazed that in the 21st Century, and in a first world country, there are so many who hold the most primitive, simplistic and superstitious view of the universe.

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35 minutes ago, florduh said:

I'm frequently amazed that in the 21st Century, and in a first world country, there are so many who hold the most primitive, simplistic and superstitious view of the universe.

 

 

Primitive, simplistic and superstitious is the natural state of mankind. 

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Forget pooping, what about sex?  Masturbating?  Just watching the sex scenes in R-rated movies!?  The thought of him always watching me messed me up too, and not even just in those issues.  If I passed a homeless person asking for a handout and did not stop, I would instantly feel guilty, thinking that God watched me just pass by someone in need and not help.  It really is a mindf---.

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3 minutes ago, Daffodil said:

Forget pooping, what about sex?  Masturbating?  Just watching the sex scenes in R-rated movies!?  The thought of him always watching me messed me up too, and not even just in those issues.  If I passed a homeless person asking for a handout and did not stop, I would instantly feel guilty, thinking that God watched me just pass by someone in need and not help.  It really is a mindf---.

The sex thought always make me giggle. We're sinners if we watch porn, but he watches us!😲

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11 minutes ago, Daffodil said:

Forget pooping, what about sex?

 

Watching sex is interesting.  Those are things I'd expect someone to want to watch, otherwise the p0rn industry wouldn't be the behemoth it is.  Ordinary people sex probably wouldn't be that interesting, but an all loving God would forgive us our boring sex lives and try not to leave popcorn kernels on the floor afterwards.

 

Pooping, on the other hand, is banal and gross.  No need to watch that, thanks.

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Let's face it, God is the biggest voyeur of all time.  Think about it, he has been witnessing all manner of sexual acts for millenia, like some guy on a cosmic Pornhub binge.  However, over time God realized that the foreskin grossed him out hence why he command his followers to lop it off.

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Absolute worst thing about being an unbeliever while having a great time twisting sheets?

 

"No one to talk to!"

 

 

kL

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25 minutes ago, SkipNChurch said:

Absolute worst thing about being an unbeliever while having a great time twisting sheets?

 

"No one to talk to!"

 

 

kL

 

"Ohh, DoooooG!

 

Nope.

Just wrong. 

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When I used to be a christian I always wondered how such a God sitting adrift in heaven for trillions or more years could not get bored, what does he do all day? 

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On 8/21/2018 at 1:23 AM, HoneyBib said:

When I used to be a christian I always wondered how such a God sitting adrift in heaven for trillions or more years could not get bored, what does he do all day? 

 

He enjoys the praise and worship of angels. Duh! 

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I had a dream last night of mocking the bible god in the presence of one of my buddies, I was pretending to be Yahweh wanking to the mindless praise lavished on him, "Yeah! Tell me again how great I am bitch! YEAH!"

 

I think the dream came after seeing a picture of a church service that showed the mindless words of a modern praise chorus on the screen. It's like they don't even try to be original, just regurgitate the same "honor, glory, for he is able" shit.

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On 8/16/2018 at 8:18 PM, florduh said:

I'm frequently amazed that in the 21st Century, and in a first world country, there are so many who hold the most primitive, simplistic and superstitious view of the universe.

 

Oh yeah, me too! Astounding!

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