SerenelyBlue Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 He created the Cosmos. He comes from another dimension. Noticed that we evolved to beings who can perceive him and formed his own nation Israel to prepare the way for his master plan. Salvation on grand scale. He saved us from himself. He is a perfect alien and cannot mix with us without wanting to punish us for our imperfection. He took the punishment on himself and made us acceptable. He is making us real children to join him in his dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disillusioned Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Is his name xenu, by any chance? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted August 23, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 23, 2018 So I was right all along... I knew it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Joshpantera Posted August 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2018 6 hours ago, SerenelyBlue said: He created the Cosmos. He comes from another dimension. Noticed that we evolved to beings who can perceive him and formed his own nation Israel to prepare the way for his master plan. Salvation on grand scale. He saved us from himself. He is a perfect alien and cannot mix with us without wanting to punish us for our imperfection. He took the punishment on himself and made us acceptable. He is making us real children to join him in his dimension. Break out the cool aid folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ Fuego ♦ Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 Some say Yahweh is an Anunnaki alien that was part of overseeing genetic experiments on pre-humans. That's another rabbit hole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator buffettphan Posted August 24, 2018 Super Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdelsolray Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 8 hours ago, SerenelyBlue said: He created the Cosmos. ... Mere assertion. Please provide empirical evidence. ... He comes from another dimension. ... Mere assertion. Please provide empirical evidence. ... Noticed [sic] that we evolved to beings.... ... Yes, homo sapiens sapiens evolved. ... [Humans] can perceive him and [God] formed his own nation Israel to prepare the way for his master plan. ... Two mere assertions. Please provide empirical evidence. ... Salvation on grand scale. ... Mere assertion. Please provide empirical evidence. ... He saved us from himself. ... Mere assertion. Please provide empirical evidence. ... He is a perfect alien and cannot mix with us without wanting to punish us for our imperfection. ... Two mere assertions. Please provide empirical evidence. ... He took the punishment on himself and made us acceptable. ... Two mere assertions. Please provide empirical evidence. ... He is making us real children to join him in his dimension. Mere assertion. Please provide empirical evidence. Welcome back H. Your post is quite boring and contains nothing but your personal religious dogma. Got anything else? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted August 24, 2018 Super Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2018 Dude, Agent Mulder wants you to talk to your therapist about those meds. He thinks the Cigarette Smoking Man has trapped you in some kind of conspiracy. Sculley is looking at the science involved. But if you don't get yourself checked out, SAC Skinner is going to pull the plug on the whole thing. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 8 hours ago, SerenelyBlue said: He created the Cosmos. He comes from another dimension. Noticed that we evolved to beings who can perceive him and formed his own nation Israel to prepare the way for his master plan. Salvation on grand scale. He saved us from himself. He is a perfect alien and cannot mix with us without wanting to punish us for our imperfection. He took the punishment on himself and made us acceptable. He is making us real children to join him in his dimension. "He saved us from himself". He created sin, and man, and then cursed the Earth when man sinned. The Apostle Paul said that 'apart from the law there is no sin' yet at the time man first sinned the law hadn't yet been given, and man was still in total innocence and didn't know Good from Evil. So then later came God killing everyone on earth except for 8 people that somehow produced more than 7 billion offspring in less than six thousand years, then Moses and the Law (finally!), then Prophets, Kings, Judges, and so on. Then at last a guy that may or may not have actually existed showed up, claimed to be God and killed himself by having other people kill him (suicide by Roman cop?), came back to life and stayed on earth for whichever amount of time the "Gospel" you choose says, flies up into the clouds and disappears, never to be seen again. Seems legit Serenely Blue, but are you sure that Israel is the place this alien chose to prepare the way for this Master Plan? Could be, but I would have chosen Area 51 myself. Really H, I'm not trying to ridicule you, but just the ideas in general, because I've been there. Honest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 It's a no funnnn, being a creator aliennnnnn. 9 hours ago, SerenelyBlue said: He created the Cosmos. He comes from another dimension. Noticed that we evolved to beings who can perceive him and formed his own nation Israel to prepare the way for his master plan. Salvation on grand scale. He saved us from himself. He is a perfect alien and cannot mix with us without wanting to punish us for our imperfection. He took the punishment on himself and made us acceptable. He is making us real children to join him in his dimension. I thought Carl Sagan created Cosmos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 17 minutes ago, duderonomy said: "He saved us from himself". He created sin, and man, and then cursed the Earth when man sinned. The Apostle Paul said that 'apart from the law there is no sin' yet at the time man first sinned the law hadn't yet been given, and man was still in total innocence and didn't know Good from Evil. So then later came God killing everyone on earth except for 8 people that somehow produced more than 7 billion offspring in less than six thousand years, then Moses and the Law (finally!), then Prophets, Kings, Judges, and so on. Then at last a guy that may or may not have actually existed showed up, claimed to be God and killed himself by having other people kill him (suicide by Roman cop?), came back to life and stayed on earth for whichever amount of time the "Gospel" you choose says, flies up into the clouds and disappears, never to be seen again. Seems legit Serenely Blue, but are you sure that Israel is the place this alien chose to prepare the way for this Master Plan? Could be, but I would have chosen Area 51 myself. Really H, I'm not trying to ridicule you, but just the ideas in general, because I've been there. Honest. I think one of the other Christians said that there was sin before there was sin, or there was the law before there was the law...or something absurd like that. It reminds me of the doctor's office telling me that my appointment is at 9 but I have to be there at 8:45....I dont get it. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Joshpantera Posted August 24, 2018 Moderator Share Posted August 24, 2018 15 hours ago, Fuego said: Some say Yahweh is an Anunnaki alien that was part of overseeing genetic experiments on pre-humans. That's another rabbit hole. Arrived by Jew-F-O, created the Isralien's as earths master race, from which all sub races would proceed. Later thwarted by Jizzlam...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerenelyBlue Posted August 24, 2018 Author Share Posted August 24, 2018 Why is this thread not in the Lion's Den anymore? Where is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOHO Posted August 24, 2018 Share Posted August 24, 2018 There never was a Lion's Den because, after the alien god created it, he realized it was not perfect like him. So he had to punish it by killing himself for 3 days then erasing the Lion's Den for all time and eternity. But you can make the Lion's Den, which never existed now, come back if you pray & repent & sacrifice (skip your chocolate 1/2 calf latte tomorrow) , and bring 3 ex-Mormons to Christendom. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 10 hours ago, SerenelyBlue said: Why is this thread not in the Lion's Den anymore? Where is it? Which thread are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerenelyBlue Posted August 25, 2018 Author Share Posted August 25, 2018 This one. No worries. I see it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pratt Posted August 25, 2018 Share Posted August 25, 2018 i once was lost, but now am found T'was blind but now I see halleluzah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest end3 Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 On 8/23/2018 at 10:26 PM, midniterider said: It's a no funnnn, being a creator aliennnnnn. I thought Carl Sagan created Cosmos. Billion and billions of us thought so too...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 On 8/23/2018 at 9:46 PM, buffettphan said: Then there's, Palmface! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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