duderonomy Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 I have gone back to Christianity. Yes, Jesus existed, and He's for real. He's going to come back any day now and beat the shit out of everyone that pisses me off and punish everyone that ever hurt me during my entire life. He will forgive me but burn some of you motherfuckers for doing the same shit I did because you aren't believers. True! Plus I'm covered by the blood of Christ so all of my sins are forgiven "once saved always saved" style. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted October 10, 2018 Super Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2018 Congrats, dude. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.B. Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Pretty much sums up: 1) why, if there was a god, it would want ongoing sacrifice, like the Catholic god, not impossible-to-prove assertions of belief like the Protestant god and 2) why I refuse to have anything to do with agreeing with or promoting the asinine "religion" known as Christianity. I believe that one of the most powerful pieces of evidence disproving Christianity is the existence of two MASSIVELY-influential, globally-ubiquitous movements, both claiming to be truly Christian, which are entirely irreconcilable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest end3 Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 Let's all gather around, place hands on and sing.....open your hymnals to #445, What a Friend We Have in Jesus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 16 hours ago, duderonomy said: I have gone back to Christianity. Yes, Jesus existed, and He's for real. He's going to come back any day now and beat the shit out of everyone that pisses me off and punish everyone that ever hurt me during my entire life. He will forgive me but burn some of you motherfuckers for doing the same shit I did because you aren't believers. True! Plus I'm covered by the blood of Christ so all of my sins are forgiven "once saved always saved" style. It was End3, wasn't it? He got to ya. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 10/10/2018 at 12:29 AM, TheRedneckProfessor said: Congrats, dude. Thanks Prof! You're a gracious guy. I hope you follow me back into faith because it would be a shame to think of you burning for eternity in Hell while I'm walking on streets of gold. Not sure why I'll have to walk when I'm in Heaven, but you see what I'm sayin', I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 10/10/2018 at 8:49 AM, L.B. said: Pretty much sums up: 1) why, if there was a god, it would want ongoing sacrifice, like the Catholic god, not impossible-to-prove assertions of belief like the Protestant god and 2) why I refuse to have anything to do with agreeing with or promoting the asinine "religion" known as Christianity. I believe that one of the most powerful pieces of evidence disproving Christianity is the existence of two MASSIVELY-influential, globally-ubiquitous movements, both claiming to be truly Christian, which are entirely irreconcilable. My dear L.B; I respect you so much because of your past posts. At one time I was joyful to be of one mind with you regarding your lack of faith and belief. I think I see some erroneous ideas in this post of yours though. Please allow me to ask these questions... 1) Where do or did you get your information about "God"? You seem to think that God is an 'it', and that 'it' requires continual sacrifice. Neither the Catholic nor the Protestant dogma claims that God is an it or that God requires a continual sacrifice. Is there some other religion you are rejecting that sees God as an 'it'? 2) How is it you think that looking at what other people think about God by two "MASSIVELY" influential movements that don't agree, and etc. means that God doesn't exist or that Jesus isn't/wasn't for real? Does the divide between Coca Cola and Pepsi Cola prove that Cola isn't real and doesn't exist? Ford V. Chevy so cars are disproved? I understand that one can't use the Bible to prove the Bible so can one use the Bible to disprove the Bible? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 10/10/2018 at 9:51 AM, end3 said: Let's all gather around, place hands on and sing.....open your hymnals to #445, What a Friend We Have in Jesus... I like that song "What A Friend We Have in Jesus" End, but if you try to lay your hands on me, you "liberal Christian" you, I'll call down Holy Fire on your ass and if the fire doesn't show up soon enough I'll go all "Onward Christian Soldiers" on you and anyone else you talk into touching me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 10/10/2018 at 3:42 PM, midniterider said: It was End3, wasn't it? He got to ya. Yes, but it was the early End3, not the poor reprobate bastard he is now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aries256 Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 I’m sorry, enjoy your mental slavery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted October 12, 2018 Super Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2018 8 hours ago, duderonomy said: Thanks Prof! You're a gracious guy. I hope you follow me back into faith because it would be a shame to think of you burning for eternity in Hell while I'm walking on streets of gold. Not sure why I'll have to walk when I'm in Heaven, but you see what I'm sayin', I'm sure. Well, we can all live in hope for one reason or another. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pratt Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 11 hours ago, duderonomy said: Thanks Prof! You're a gracious guy. I hope you follow me back into faith because it would be a shame to think of you burning for eternity in Hell while I'm walking on streets of gold. Not sure why I'll have to walk when I'm in Heaven, but you see what I'm sayin', I'm sure. you probably have 1 opportunity to walk the street of gold once then you get stuck in the pews to sing hallelu fucking lah for eternity 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 Jesus is my heeero! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VerbosityCat Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 10/10/2018 at 3:42 PM, midniterider said: It was End3, wasn't it? He got to ya. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG is this person for real or are they pulling our leg? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted October 13, 2018 Moderator Share Posted October 13, 2018 I think I would like to walk down those streets of gold also so I'm going to give my life back and attend church 5 days a week also. I know that I have committed the worst sin of all ..known as 'blasphemy' against the holy spirit but I know if I beg the good lord long enough, he will forgive me and call me his child again. So here I go....''Please take me back Jesus and forgive me for my past sins of belonging to Ex-c. I was wrong and I want to sing your praises for the rest of my life and all through eternity. Amen.'' Praise God. Thank you Jesus. Blessed be the holy mother of Mary. The virgin mother who got pregnant by the holy spirit and bore her child for us. I now feel the feel the spirit of god rising up in me........ I'll never be the same...I am born again. Miracles are being created just for me, even as we speak.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 13 hours ago, pratt said: you probably have 1 opportunity to walk the street of gold once then you get stuck in the pews to sing hallelu fucking lah for eternity Not at all Pratt! In fact, in the ages to come God will show the exceeding riches of his grace in his kindness toward me through Jesus. I will experience so many wonders in the future that the very thoughts of them haven't even entered into the mind of man! I might eventually feel sorry for the angels that have to do the 'holy holy holy lord god almighty' thing 24/7/365, but I'm not going to feel any guilt about it. I mean, I'm a little lower than the angels now, according to the Bible, but someday I'll be the Boss of them. I didn't make the rules after all. Come on back to the faith Pratt! You too can grab a little bit of this action. It's a sweet deal, man! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 13, 2018 Author Share Posted October 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Margee said: I think I would like to walk down those streets of gold also so I'm going to give my life back and attend church 5 days a week also. I know that I have committed the worst sin of all ..known as 'blasphemy' against the holy spirit but I know if I beg the good lord long enough, he will forgive me and call me his child again. So here I go....''Please take me back Jesus and forgive me for my past sins of belonging to Ex-c. I was wrong and I want to sing your praises for the rest of my life and all through eternity. Amen.'' Praise God. Thank you Jesus. Blessed be the holy mother of Mary. The virgin mother who got pregnant by the holy spirit and bore her child for us. I now feel the feel the spirit of god rising up in me........ I'll never be the same...I am born again. Miracles are being created just for me, even as we speak.. Margee, Everyone here knows that I love you, and I don't mean in a Churchy way. I mean in the way that the Good Lord put feelings down deep in my bones, and one bone in particular. What can I do? My arms are to short to box with God, so I'll just have to put up with the lust I feel towards you and figure that it's God's will. We'll never meet this side of Heaven I'm sure but even if we did, it would still be fine so long as I didn't stick my thingie into you. I know that even thinking about that is a sin, but Jesus died for that. I mean, He had to. He knew how He made me, and He knew how He made your ass look and your brain work when you type to me, so He knew that it was His fault for making things the way they are, not ours. As to your "blasphemy against the Holy Spirit", I doubt that you did so, and I'll tell you why. You see, "blasphemy against the Holy Spirit" according to the Bible is claiming that the miracles that Jesus did were by the power of Satan and not the power of the Holy Spirit. I'm pretty sure that when you were a Christian you 'knew' that Jesus' miracles were done by the power of God. Also, when your faith went away, so did the Devil, so it would be impossible for you to ascribe such power to something you didn't believe in. So yeah, Margee there still is a place in Heaven for you if you want one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted October 13, 2018 Moderator Share Posted October 13, 2018 9 hours ago, duderonomy said: Margee, Everyone here knows that I love you, and I don't mean in a Churchy way. I mean in the way that the Good Lord put feelings down deep in my bones, so I'll just have to put up with the lust I feel towards you and figure that it's God's will. We'll never meet this side of Heaven so He knew that it was His fault for making things the way they are, not ours. You are a 'Bad to the Bone' man. Do you understand what that means? You probably cannot get into heaven with this type of lustful personality!!! You must repent in the name of jesus to be free of this sin!!! What does it mean to be bad to the bone? The phrase ''bad to the bone'' comes from, and was popularized by, the 1982 blues-rock song of that same name by George Thorogood and the Destroyers. Throughout the lyrics, Thorogood's speaker brags of his ability to charm women, memorably stuttering the song's signature phrase as “b-b-b-bad to the bone.” I dedicate this sinful song to you today to remind you that it's not good to be 'bad to the bone'! I also want you saved from the wrath of god so we can walk those golden streets together some day..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Margee Posted October 13, 2018 Moderator Share Posted October 13, 2018 9 hours ago, duderonomy said: Margee, As to your "blasphemy against the Holy Spirit", I doubt that you did so, and I'll tell you why. You see, "blasphemy against the Holy Spirit" according to the Bible is claiming that the miracles that Jesus did were by the power of Satan and not the power of the Holy Spirit. I'm pretty sure that when you were a Christian you 'knew' that Jesus' miracles were done by the power of God. Also, when your faith went away, so did the Devil, so it would be impossible for you to ascribe such power to something you didn't believe in. Dudie, I have blasphemed in the most despicable way. I once asked Satan to take over because god didn't seem to be working out for me. I thought maybe Satan could work miracles for me. I am so doomed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ Fuego ♦ Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Margee said: Dudie, I have blasphemed in the most despicable way. I once asked Satan to take over because god didn't seem to be working out for me. I thought maybe Satan could work miracles for me. I am so doomed. Nah, at best you're darned, or maybe danged. Even Yahweh knows his "better plans" are just ignoring all the annoying prayers for healing. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 12 hours ago, Margee said: Dudie, I have blasphemed in the most despicable way. I once asked Satan to take over because god didn't seem to be working out for me. I thought maybe Satan could work miracles for me. I am so doomed. Margee, that's not unpardonable! That's like the whole Prodigal Son thing, except even better because you are a woman! In this Last Days climate God's not going to want to lose the support of the Canadians and the States by forgiving a man for something He won't forgive a woman for! There's still hope for you Margee, please repent! Please? Put my worries about your soul to rest by sending me a pic of you on your knees looking like you are supplicating. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 On 10/12/2018 at 7:27 PM, VerbosityCat said: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG is this person for real or are they pulling our leg? Who knows, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 14, 2018 Author Share Posted October 14, 2018 On 10/12/2018 at 2:27 PM, midniterider said: Jesus is my heeero! That's so good, Brother 'Rider! I hope my testimony played some small part in you admitting this here. Now you have the assurance that Jesus won't be ashamed of you in front our Father in Heaven because you aren't ashamed of Him here! Unless you fart in the middle of the best man's speech at the wedding supper of the Lamb and it's a real loud stinker of course. Not sure if His grace covers farting at the big event that Christians have been anticipating for a couple thousand years. It probably does. Not sure why I brought it up. Never mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 4 hours ago, duderonomy said: That's so good, Brother 'Rider! I hope my testimony played some small part in you admitting this here. Now you have the assurance that Jesus won't be ashamed of you in front our Father in Heaven because you aren't ashamed of Him here! Unless you fart in the middle of the best man's speech at the wedding supper of the Lamb and it's a real loud stinker of course. Not sure if His grace covers farting at the big event that Christians have been anticipating for a couple thousand years. It probably does. Not sure why I brought it up. Never mind. https://www.promisekeepers.org/ You got your tickets yet, Dude? You and I and End3 could all meet up there and fellowship, sing and cry together. You know, do man shit. Man shit for Jesus! Too bad Margie can't come with us. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midniterider Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 4 hours ago, duderonomy said: That's so good, Brother 'Rider! I hope my testimony played some small part in you admitting this here. Now you have the assurance that Jesus won't be ashamed of you in front our Father in Heaven because you aren't ashamed of Him here! Unless you fart in the middle of the best man's speech at the wedding supper of the Lamb and it's a real loud stinker of course. Not sure if His grace covers farting at the big event that Christians have been anticipating for a couple thousand years. It probably does. Not sure why I brought it up. Never mind. When I read your testimony I just broke down right here in front of the computer, Dude. Jesus convicted me right here on the spot. He said, "My son, you have to stop looking at that internet porn." So I says, "I will close all three browser tabs of porn, Lord", and he said, "Close all 10". So I says, "Closing 5 then", and he said , "Close 8" Then we settled on 6. He never mentioned the 128Gig flash drive-o-porn I got stashed in the drawer so I guess we're good for now. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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