Moderator Joshpantera Posted October 14, 2018 Moderator Share Posted October 14, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VerbosityCat Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 20 hours ago, duderonomy said: Who knows, right? It's impossible anymore to know a Poe from a legit troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VerbosityCat Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 16 hours ago, midniterider said: https://www.promisekeepers.org/ You got your tickets yet, Dude? You and I and End3 could all meet up there and fellowship, sing and cry together. You know, do man shit. Man shit for Jesus! Too bad Margie can't come with us. "Fellowship'. Ugh, that word takes me back. Why do Christians have so many goddamn dorky words for shit? Like... whatever happened to "hanging out" or having a party or "gathering". Fellowship. That's someone who never gets laid right there. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 20 hours ago, midniterider said: https://www.promisekeepers.org/ You got your tickets yet, Dude? You and I and End3 could all meet up there and fellowship, sing and cry together. You know, do man shit. Man shit for Jesus! Too bad Margie can't come with us. Ok, that site is a little creepy. But hey, they seem to be on the side of Jesus so I'm sure it's ok! I think the time passed for the event they were talking about (unless I missed something) but that's fine too. We can all catch them next time. You, me, and End3 along with everyone else that wants to come along can spend time doing man shit together, just like you said! Yes, it is too bad that Margee wouldn't be welcome there. I bet she knows and understands more about the shit men do than we do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 20 hours ago, midniterider said: When I read your testimony I just broke down right here in front of the computer, Dude. Jesus convicted me right here on the spot. He said, "My son, you have to stop looking at that internet porn." So I says, "I will close all three browser tabs of porn, Lord", and he said, "Close all 10". So I says, "Closing 5 then", and he said , "Close 8" Then we settled on 6. He never mentioned the 128Gig flash drive-o-porn I got stashed in the drawer so I guess we're good for now. Damn, you Jewed Him down just like Abraham did at Sodom and G-Town! I hope for your sake that He finds six porn tabs closed down on your computer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 4 hours ago, VerbosityCat said: It's impossible anymore to know a Poe from a legit troll Not at all. With God, all things are possible! Of course I mean Jesus, not Thor or one of your 'Marvel Universe' fictional characters. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 4 hours ago, VerbosityCat said: "Fellowship'. Ugh, that word takes me back. Why do Christians have so many goddamn dorky words for shit? Like... whatever happened to "hanging out" or having a party or "gathering". Fellowship. That's someone who never gets laid right there. VerbosityCat lashes out at supposed "Christian" word, hits self instead... Who goes to a "gathering" anymore, Grandma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 11 hours ago, Joshpantera said: Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 10/10/2018 at 6:51 AM, end3 said: #445 Ahhh 445 Casull Magnum, onna mah favorites! Good Choice endo, yer redeemed for another day or so.... kL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♦ nivek ♦ Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 10/12/2018 at 11:27 AM, midniterider said: Jesus is my heeero! Jesus and his crew cut my lawn! kL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.B. Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 @duderonomy I get it now!!!! I finally get it!!! Hallelujah! Bottahonda! Shoodabottahunday! Jesus is SO real to me - even more real than any fictional characters you read about in books! I mean, you can GO to the places that are mentioned in the stories about Jesus - not like on Law & Order - Special Victims Unit, or something, where those are real places but not real characters! It's so obvious that Jesus is real, just like Jerusalem is real! I am so refreshed in the Spirit right now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest end3 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 11 hours ago, SkipNChurch said: Ahhh 445 Casull Magnum, onna mah favorites! Good Choice endo, yer redeemed for another day or so.... kL lol amen and thanks brother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted October 15, 2018 Super Moderator Share Posted October 15, 2018 17 hours ago, duderonomy said: Not at all. With God, all things are possible! Of course I mean Jesus, not Thor or one of your 'Marvel Universe' fictional characters. jesus got nailed to a cross; Thor carries a big ass hammer. Coincidence? I don't think so. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VerbosityCat Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 19 hours ago, duderonomy said: Not at all. With God, all things are possible! Of course I mean Jesus, not Thor or one of your 'Marvel Universe' fictional characters. You do realize 'thor' is thousands of years old right? Stan Lee bastardized him. He didn't create him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VerbosityCat Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 19 hours ago, duderonomy said: VerbosityCat lashes out at supposed "Christian" word, hits self instead... Who goes to a "gathering" anymore, Grandma? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 10 hours ago, L.B. said: @duderonomy I get it now!!!! I finally get it!!! Hallelujah! Bottahonda! Shoodabottahunday! Jesus is SO real to me - even more real than any fictional characters you read about in books! I mean, you can GO to the places that are mentioned in the stories about Jesus - not like on Law & Order - Special Victims Unit, or something, where those are real places but not real characters! It's so obvious that Jesus is real, just like Jerusalem is real! I am so refreshed in the Spirit right now. I'm so happy for you! Isn't it a blessing that Gods forgiveness for anything but The Big One is only a belief away? That's a beautiful testimony, brother L.B. May I share it with my church when I find the one that agrees with me? I promise I'll only use your initials when I share it... That is, I'll share it on my worst day you faking motherfucker. God DAMN you for making light of this. I know you don't believe, and your little story above is so full of holes that Pharoah could drive an army of chariots through it. You 'get it, you finally get it'? Really? You know what you get? If you don't get right with God you get to be another brick in the wall of Satan's fireplace. I interpreted your little speaking in tongues display. Everyone ever born of God knows that when that prayer is uttered or quoted, it is "Iboughtahyundaishouldaboughtahonda". Nice try, tool of the Devil. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 5 hours ago, TheRedneckProfessor said: jesus got nailed to a cross; Thor carries a big ass hammer. Coincidence? I don't think so. Jesus has billions of followers and Thor has a Marvel movie franchise that sucks. Also, if Jesus got nailed to a cross by Thor, then Thor was a Roman soldier. I mean, if that's what you are implying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 2 hours ago, VerbosityCat said: You do realize 'thor' is thousands of years old right? Stan Lee bastardized him. He didn't create him. 'Thor' is thousands of years old? Yup. I know Stan Lee didn't create 'him'. Who did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator LogicalFallacy Posted October 16, 2018 Moderator Share Posted October 16, 2018 On 10/10/2018 at 4:05 PM, duderonomy said: I have gone back to Christianity. Yes, Jesus existed, and He's for real. He's going to come back any day now and beat the shit out of everyone that pisses me off and punish everyone that ever hurt me during my entire life. He will forgive me but burn some of you motherfuckers for doing the same shit I did because you aren't believers. True! Plus I'm covered by the blood of Christ so all of my sins are forgiven "once saved always saved" style. Good on you ya silly old cod. Give me a hug. Pray for me. Um... #Jesussaves So protestant or catholic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 18 minutes ago, LogicalFallacy said: Good on you ya silly old cod. Give me a hug. Pray for me. Um... #Jesussaves So protestant or catholic? I'll pray for you. Have you read my answer to you in ToT tonight? You'll need some prayer. I was never a Catholic, so of course I'm not a Protestant either. You live in a world of how many genders? Yet I have to confine my dogma to two choices? I think maybe parts of your mind are still trapped in a binary world, so again yes of course I'll pray for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted October 16, 2018 Super Moderator Share Posted October 16, 2018 57 minutes ago, duderonomy said: Jesus has billions of followers and Thor has a Marvel movie franchise that sucks. Also, if Jesus got nailed to a cross by Thor, then Thor was a Roman soldier. I mean, if that's what you are implying. Technically, the gospels only indicate that the Romans crucified jesus. They don't specify who it was as actually done the hammering. Since it is a proven and accepted mythological fact that only a god can kill another god, and since Thor is the god with the hammer, then it is only logical to conclude that the god who got nailed, must have done so by the god who got hammered. See? Logic trumps religion every time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duderonomy Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, TheRedneckProfessor said: Technically, the gospels only indicate that the Romans crucified jesus. They don't specify who it was as actually done the hammering. Since it is a proven and accepted mythological fact that only a god can kill another god, and since Thor is the god with the hammer, then it is only logical to conclude that the god who got nailed, must have done so by the god who got hammered. See? Logic trumps religion every time. That's funny funny stuff Prof, but you know better. You know that I know better. I know that you know that I know that you know better. Plus, I'll need you to cite proof that only a god can kill another god, if you don't mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted October 16, 2018 Super Moderator Share Posted October 16, 2018 2 hours ago, duderonomy said: That's funny funny stuff Prof, but you know better. You know that I know better. I know that you know that I know that you know better. Plus, I'll need you to cite proof that only a god can kill another god, if you don't mind. And we both know that we both know that only a god can kill another god. Besides which, asking for proof eschews belief; and I'd hate to already have to play the No True Scotsman card on you so soon into your return to beLIEving. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pratt Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 4 hours ago, TheRedneckProfessor said: And we both know that we both know that only a god can kill another god. Besides which, asking for proof eschews belief; and I'd hate to already have to play the No True Scotsman card on you so soon into your return to beLIEving. i hve all the proof Guardians of the galaxy vol 2 Infinity Wars 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverHealed52Years Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 On 10/13/2018 at 8:22 AM, Fuego said: Nah, at best you're darned, or maybe danged. Even Yahweh knows his "better plans" are just ignoring all the annoying prayers for healing. I sooooo wanted to put a LIKE AND a THANK YOU on this statement but can't do that yet. I'm still in the newbie category! Darned and Danged....Love It 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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