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Every couple names their spouse/significant others penis. My wife named my male member Sam on our honeymoon. And it has been Sam since then. "Honey, is Sam in the mood tonight?" "Sweetheart, Sam is in the mood 24/7 365 days a year. You're the one that has mood issues. And Sam has never understood that."  :wacko: 

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My husband named his Lazarus.  Not kidding!

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6 hours ago, Geezer said:

Every couple names their spouse/significant others penis.

 

No, no they don't. 

 

 

(Little Donnie)

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11 hours ago, Daffodil said:

My husband named his Lazarus.  Not kidding!

 

I assume he chose that name because it rises from the dead? :clap:

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3 minutes ago, Geezer said:

 

I assume he chose that name because it rises from the dead? :clap:

 

Yup!  :grin:

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Big n Tasty, well at least that’s the name everyone gives it. 🤣

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Too damn afraid to say what daBoss named mine....

 

Really

 

kL

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Flattering names for a penis and names that indicate the wife/significant other is a satisfied mate.

 

Goliath,  Big bad John, T Rex,  Spearman,  Rodman,  ET (Erectious Giganticous),  Long John Silver,  Lancer,  Yardstick. 

 

Not so flattering names that imply the guy might have some shortcomings. 

 

Tiny Tim,  Wee Willy,  Lil Dinky, Shorty, Lil Guy,  Pea shooter,  Lil  Dickey, Tom Thumb 

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11 hours ago, SkipNChurch said:

Too damn afraid to say what daBoss named mine....

 

Really

 

kL

Come on, Skip!  You’re not afraid of anything.  Cough it up!

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7 hours ago, Daffodil said:

Come on, Skip!  You’re not afraid of anything.  Cough it up!

It's probably Skippy...

 

 

 

... cuz he always gets caught putting peanut butter on it.

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On 11/23/2018 at 3:00 PM, Geezer said:

Sweetheart, Sam is in the mood 24/7 365 days a year. 

 

OK Geezer. We know how old you are. Does that statement have any relation to the size of the fish you catch, or do you have some secret potion you are willing to share?

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1 hour ago, older said:

 

OK Geezer. We know how old you are. Does that statement have any relation to the size of the fish you catch, or do you have some secret potion you are willing to share?

 

The opportunities to enjoy intimacy are admittedly limited & restricted but the desire and hope for those rare opportunities is very much alive....even if they are imaginary. The anticipation is admittedly a bit more exciting than the actual event, but the memories are still vivid.....even if they are exaggerated and enhanced for dramatic effect. :woohoo: :D

 

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I named by husband's Everest. Nope, not joking.

 

......I enjoy the climb. ;D

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