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Christ Super Embarrassed About All That Stupid Shit He Said 2,000 Years Ago

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Christ Super Embarrassed About All That Stupid Shit He Said 2,000 Years Ago

 

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Christ, who described his many miracles as “cringeworthy,” also conceded that He was still pretty proud of that time when He multiplied those fish and the loaves of bread.

 

Personally, I think turning water into wine was even better.  :D

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18 minutes ago, buffettphan said:

 

Personally, I think turning water into wine was even better.  :D

If he was HERE doing THAT none of use would be HERE doing THIS.

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He's also pretty embarrassed to have said stuff seeing as he didn't even exist and a whole bunch of people made up shit about him, after playing the Telephone Game for a few years.

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