older 1,929 Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 From The Onion, America's Finest News Source: Christ Super Embarrassed About All That Stupid Shit He Said 2,000 Years Ago https://www.theonion.com/christ-super-embarrassed-about-all-that-stupid-shit-he-1830823851?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=theonion_email&utm_campaign=top 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Super Moderator buffettphan 1,368 Posted December 4, 2018 Super Moderator Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 Quote Christ, who described his many miracles as “cringeworthy,” also conceded that He was still pretty proud of that time when He multiplied those fish and the loaves of bread. Personally, I think turning water into wine was even better. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MOHO 1,865 Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 18 minutes ago, buffettphan said: Personally, I think turning water into wine was even better. If he was HERE doing THAT none of use would be HERE doing THIS. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
TruthSeeker0 1,128 Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 He's also pretty embarrassed to have said stuff seeing as he didn't even exist and a whole bunch of people made up shit about him, after playing the Telephone Game for a few years. Link to post Share on other sites
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