Offense joke

[Wertbag 577]

8:00 - I made a snowman.

 

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

 

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

 

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous

chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

 

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could

have been two snow men instead.

 

8:22 - The transgender man..woman...person asked why I didn't just make one

snow person with detachable parts.

 

 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,

as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

 

8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

 

8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

 

8:40 - The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

 

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the

snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

 

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

 

8:45 - TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the

difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

 

9:00 - I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic,

sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

 

9:10 - I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

 

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the

street demanding for me to be beheaded.

[Jesus 135]

God and I laughed are asses off when we read this. I gotta tell the Holy Spirit about this shit. That mother fucker will be rolling lol. 

[TheRedneckProfessor 4,881]

That snow joke, right there, folks.

[florduh 4,843]

Friggin' snowflakes...