Wertbag Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 8:00 - I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender man..woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa. 8:40 - The Police arrive saying someone has been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 God and I laughed are asses off when we read this. I gotta tell the Holy Spirit about this shit. That mother fucker will be rolling lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted January 22, 2019 Super Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2019 That snow joke, right there, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator florduh Posted January 22, 2019 Super Moderator Share Posted January 22, 2019 Friggin' snowflakes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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