Dexter Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Whelp, time to check Facebook to make sure no one in my family is dead... *****TRIGGERED!!!!!!***** Oh, be still my heart. Let's read together shall we? Oh boy! How can god ever compete with people having sex? It's almost as those the "personal experiences" from those kinds of encounters are WAY stronger than the personal experiences the righteous have with their divine. -All things have been deemed permissible by our culture AND by Paul in 1 Corinthians 6:12 and 10:23 -"Marriage"? Oh shit! I need to start putting a trademark on that word! God is litigious as fuck. -Yes, of course. What could be wrong with those things? After all, I mean, if we are being completely honest with each other here, my boyfriend and I inviting a friend over for adultery really is about the same as raping a child. Or a dog. Or a god. Amiright? -Just ignore Exodus 10:21. And Deuteronomy 21:15-17. And Abraham. And Isaac. Jacob. David. Esau. Solomon. Elkanah. There are countless others but I'll just leave it to the chosen of god for this list. -Oh, marriage™ was a part of gods 'very good'™ plan? Sorry, but wasn't it the first married couple that forced god against his will to unleash suffering untold upon the world? How 'very good'™ ((To be continued due to file size constraints)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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