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Christians are stealing my happiness!


Dexter

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I’ve been caught! My mother has been snooping my Facebook feed and has seen me trolling the Answers in Genesis Facebook page. She doesn’t  fully understand what I am saying but does recognize that I am not giving them my blind undying support which resulted in a very serious and almost whispered conversation about what I was trying to do.

 

So what am I to do now that one life’s great joys has been taken from me? Use my lifetime membership to the Ark Encounter and start hot glueing feathers to their dinosaurs? 

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If you are worried about this sort of thing then you should be anonymous on the internet... like me. I post heaps of stuff Christians would get offended at but my family never sees it.

 

Don't use your facebook account for such stuff. Play smart.

 

Out of curiosity - are you independent? Advice might centre around whether your are dependant on your mother or not for financial support.

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If you are a dependent minor then you need to suck it up for now. If you are an adult, the goal should be staying out of the closet and have some pride in your independence. Of course, not everybody will be happy with the real you, but it's better than lying (through omission or otherwise) for empty approval.

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Maybe move to New Zealand. Get another facebook account. Make sure you log out.

 

Tell mom their theology is heretical and you are trying to align them to your denomination. Baffle her with some big scholarly words and assure her you are fighting the good fight.

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Actually Ray Comfort, Ken Ham (AiG founder) and Kent Hovind are all creationists and disagree with each others theology. So you could hi her with that - do your research first though.

 

Also if you can the NZ idea is a good one :D 

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57 minutes ago, LogicalFallacy said:

Out of curiosity - are you independent?

 

Yes

 

30 minutes ago, florduh said:

If you are an adult, the goal should be staying out of the closet and have some pride in your independence. Of course, not everybody will be happy with the real you, but it's better than lying (through omission or otherwise) for empty approval.

 

In time. Sigh... In due time.

 

19 minutes ago, midniterider said:

Tell mom their theology is heretical and you are trying to align them to your denomination. Baffle her with some big scholarly words and assure her you are fighting the good fight.

 

I actually did this somewhat. I was playing with semantics. She asked if I was debating AiG and I said I was not, but rather debating the people in the comment threads as AiG (wisely) does not engage in their own comments. But I said I was countering bad arguments to try to improve the overall dialog by addressing the stupid ones first. She pulled up one such debate and I was trolling a flat-earther (who are very common on AiG forums). She decided that maybe my dismissal of that person was justified. ;)

 

14 minutes ago, LogicalFallacy said:

Actually Ray Comfort, Ken Ham (AiG founder) and Kent Hovind are all creationists and disagree with each others theology.

 

Oh Ray is my homie! I love Ray! He’s like the clueless friend you have but still keep around because he’s just fun to hang with. Ken is my Creation daddy. Taught me everything I know about Creationism. As for Inmate # 06452-017, I only recently became aware of him. I wonder where he’s been all my life? Probably in jail now that I think of it. 

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9 minutes ago, Dexter said:

Oh Ray is my homie! I love Ray! He’s like the clueless friend you have but still keep around because he’s just fun to hang with. Ken is my Creation daddy. Taught me everything I know about Creationism. As for Inmate # 06452-017, I only recently became aware of him. I wonder where he’s been all my life? Probably in jail now that I think of it. 

 

I do need to apologise for Ray Comfort on behalf of all New Zealander's - we exported him to you thus improving the IQ of both countries :D 

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1 hour ago, LogicalFallacy said:

Actually Ray Comfort, Ken Ham (AiG founder) and Kent Hovind are all creationists and disagree with each others theology. 

I heard Kent Hovind also disagreed with a fellow inmate named Bubba, who said Hovind had a pretty mouth. 

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2 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said:

 

I do need to apologise for Ray Comfort on behalf of all New Zealander's - we exported him to you thus improving the IQ of both countries :D 

 

Oof! Shots fired! But hey, I love Ray!

 

Oh yee? Have ya ever lusted afta a woman? Ye ever committed adultry? Ye like yur pown? You see, you know in yur heart that god is real but you just like yur pown too much and can’t let it go!

 

Y-yes Ray, I uh, I do like my, um... porn. 

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3 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said:

 

Also if you can the NZ idea is a good one :D 

 

 

Yeah but it takes like 3 weeks to get there by air.  They have huge flightless birds that eat dogs and small kids. And everything’s upside down.  At least they don’t have venomous songbirds like Australia.  In Australia EVERYTHING wants to kill you.  They change Prime Ministers about every 10 months because they keep getting eaten by sharks or strangled by kangaroos 🦘 

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Giving credit where credit is do, I actually do respect and admire Ray in one thing. Having watched countless hours of Creationists speak, I feel confident in saying the following:

 

Ken Ham is more interested in being right than being genuine. Ken would watch you go to hell and just smile and say, “I told you so.”

 

The Hovind’s are criminals. Literally. I have serious doubts they actually believe any of it. Maybe they do... but regardless, they have found out how to make a money racket out of it and they lose no sleep at night scaring people into giving them money.

 

Ray... goddamn... I think Ray ACTUALLY gives a damn about people. Like, he’s always so earnest and genuine in how he speaks (despite dubious video editing ethics), I think he actually cares about the people he talks to. 

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Id tell them to mind their own business

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i am a person that was reborn early mid 90s before there is any anticrhist or illuminata or elite people at all known about, neither did they pose a threat was any elite person at the time in warfare. nowadays what i did was be in unbelief while im not, and said it out my mouth, im more and more at peace.......... christians stealing joy is because they are brainwashed by false principles or have been brought up the wrong way about do to others they do to you in bible........ they are biblically condemned with satan on one side, but have a world advantage point (just revieling how they do not do their own god's law......) use alot of karma and not getting back at them, just getting even through them being at fault...........

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