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Pat Robertson: There will be a Trump Tower in Heaven


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Will it be cleaned by illegal immigrants from Hell?  Who issues fake work visas in Heaven?

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Great. That would mean all those people in Trump Tower are dead. Couldn't hurt life on this planet, nope, not a bit.

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Keep preaching it! Hopefully this will cause more and more people to see through this bullshit!

 

Unless most the population are truly fucked in the head to the degree that they can't see how this goes against core Christian belief's.

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Yeah, I've seen Christianity from many angles and from the inside. This ain't no Christianity.

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As Pat Robertson has aged, he has become more delusional and fringe.

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On 3/25/2019 at 7:19 PM, sdelsolray said:

As Pat Robertson has aged, he has become more delusional and fringe.

 

I'm going with "batshit insane" as the best descriptor of his mental faculties.

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Trump Tower in heaven? The tower (like babel) that separates all languages and peoples. It will still be filled with hate......

 

Let them have their tower and live happily ever after......

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God also told Pat that he'll be building a wall around Trump Towers to keep the Mexican Christians out and on their side of Heaven.   Pat was extremely pleased at this revelation, as was his elderly in-studio audience as they banged on their walkers, oxygen tanks or honked horns on their mobility scooters to indicate their approval.   (Nurses stood by in aisles with defibrillators in case of excitement induced cardiac arrest).

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On 3/26/2019 at 6:22 AM, FuzzieConcepts said:

Who is Pat Reaming and why the fuck do I care. See this is the Goddamn problem, everyone in this day and age has it's nose up someone else's bullshit. Jesus fucking Christ! We don't have a chance, we are not going to make it. 

 

Fuck I wish tonight I would just bloody die. 

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