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On the other hand, people Know Exactly(TM) that Notre Dame was burned down by the left-green filth (orig. German "Linksgrünversiffte") to make room for a new mosque... you know, for the new rulers who have already conquered all of Europe.

*cough cough*

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This is beyond a stretch......

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     So did jesus go to heaven or not?  Is jesus going to return to do a bunch of shit or not?

 

     Apparently, jesus went sit at the right hand of god only to make random appearances that don't really count as returning.  So he's gone but here.  Here but in heaven.  He's wherever but not actually back.  If he were to ever come back would he actually be back or would he pop in and out like now? 

 

          mwc

 

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Ah, so Jesus was there but unable to stop the fire? That makes him totally useless. 

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3 hours ago, Citsonga said:

Ah, so Jesus was there but unable to stop the fire? That makes him totally useless. 

     He's able.  I bet there's some bibles or some useless crap that didn't burn that proves his power.

 

          mwc

 

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On 4/19/2019 at 4:45 AM, mwc said:

     So did jesus go to heaven or not?  Is jesus going to return to do a bunch of shit or not?

 

     Apparently, jesus went sit at the right hand of god only to make random appearances that don't really count as returning.  So he's gone but here.  Here but in heaven.  He's wherever but not actually back.  If he were to ever come back would he actually be back or would he pop in and out like now? 

 

          mwc

 

 

Him and Elvis.

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7 hours ago, 1989 said:

 

Him and Elvis.

     Elvis was real.

 

          mwc

 

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