JohnnyWishbone Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 So here we have a scenario of a Christian who has just convinced other fellow human that Jesus loves them. These thing's usually come complete with an experience, like having the Christian get that person to pray with them and love bomb them with chemical signals. The poor non-believer hasn't got a clue that the burning love of God that they have just felt, is coming from that fuckstick Christian praying for his salvation. Then once that Christian is done and finished up with converting another sinner for his God, he'll race home to tell his Christian wife the good news. She'll be so overjoyed about the news, that she'll cook his favourite meal. But unbeknownst to him why, he is overcome with the loving joy of his mighty Lord. He turn to his wife and tells her "Darling, I can feel the joy of the Lord" Yes, of couse she says "So do I" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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