Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted September 26, 2019 Super Moderator Share Posted September 26, 2019 This morning, a colleague sneezed. As is my custom, I held up two fingers, made a slight swirl with my hand (to represent the double helix), and "blessed" him by saying "Science save you." Momentarily, a volley of sneezes were emitted in rapid-fire succession. Whereupon my colleague lamented that science must not work. A third colleague happened by at that juncture and responded "god bless you". As if by some strange miracle of pure coincidence, the fit of expectorance immediately ceased and the afflicted colleague was restored to his former state of health. I now have all the proof I need that religion is true and jesus is real. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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