Sybaris 407 Report post Posted December 24, 2019 (CNN) - An entire town in Louisiana got a Christmas blessing thanks to holy water and an airplane. Cow Island and the neighboring farms got a dusting of 100 gallons of holy water just before Christmas, the Diocese of Lafayette announced Sunday. ..... and in the neighboring town of Rationality all citizens bowed their heads for a massive face palm. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
★ Citsonga ★ 2,320 Report post Posted December 24, 2019 Linky: https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/24/us/holy-water-crop-duster-cow-island-trnd/index.html As silly as that is, this is what stood out to me: Quote a missionary currently stationed in Ohio Why in the world would Ohio need Christian missionaries? 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
★ Weezer ★ 602 Report post Posted December 26, 2019 On 12/24/2019 at 10:18 AM, Citsonga said: Linky: https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/24/us/holy-water-crop-duster-cow-island-trnd/index.html As silly as that is, this is what stood out to me: Why in the world would Ohio need Christian missionaries? HA! Because the ones that are there are not the true version of Christianity. That's why the Church of Christ used to send missionaries to places where there was no CofC. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
★ Weezer ★ 602 Report post Posted December 26, 2019 Look on the bright side. They are helping the economy by supporting pilots, and the manufacturers of Holy water, airplanes, and aviation fuel. And the evaporation of the water will contribute to the next rain?? HA! See how much they are contributing to life! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thurisaz 1,160 Report post Posted December 26, 2019 Just how ironic would it have been if all that "holy" water had iced the roads, leading to traffic deaths? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mwc 2,106 Report post Posted December 26, 2019 I hope no Protestants were injured! mwc 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☆ older ☆ 1,789 Report post Posted December 27, 2019 19 hours ago, Weezer said: Look on the bright side. They are helping the economy by supporting pilots, and the manufacturers of Holy water, airplanes, and aviation fuel. Damn! Weezer, you are a genius! A business opportunity! Internet sales! Unlimited income! GENUINE HOLY WATER. Pints, quarts, gallons, delivered to your door! Filtered through prayer cloths for absolute purity. Special blessings available, see the fee schedule. Bulk orders welcome. ORDER NOW! Supplies are limited. We accept PayPal and major credit cards. Uh... oh wait. I just checked Ebay. Lots of folks beat us to it. Next idea. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
☆ Tsathoggua9 ☆ 347 Report post Posted January 7 On 12/26/2019 at 8:36 PM, older said: Damn! Weezer, you are a genius! A business opportunity! Internet sales! Unlimited income! GENUINE HOLY WATER. Pints, quarts, gallons, delivered to your door! Filtered through prayer cloths for absolute purity. Special blessings available, see the fee schedule. Bulk orders welcome. ORDER NOW! Supplies are limited. We accept PayPal and major credit cards. Uh... oh wait. I just checked Ebay. Lots of folks beat us to it. Next idea. Hey, waitaminnit! Just how was this so-called "Holy Water" produced, exactly? I don't want no goddammed worthless Catholic H2O! I want water blessed by a true Christian! You know, by a bona fide Church o' Christ minister. The only true church! Accept no unholy substitutes! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
