Wertbag Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 If you meet God and He sneezes, what do you say? ------------------- They say that when you die you become closer to God. Because you no longer exist, right? ------------------ If God really made everything… He’s Chinese, right? ----------------- How do you teach a bunch of kids about God—who He is, and what He does? Gather them all in a classroom. Then never show up. ----------------- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike, until I realized the Lord doesn’t work that way. So I stole one and asked Him to forgive me instead. ----------------- How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit in the dark and demand you accept that the light is still on. ---------------- Who was the smartest man in the Bible? Abraham. He knew a Lot. ---------------- How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel. ---------------- Need an ark? I Noah guy. --------------- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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