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Bless all you 'ex-Christians.' Jesus is still watching over you, even if you're taking an intermission from the Lord. 

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Bless your heart...

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It says your current god is Jesus. Is that Classic Jesus or Republican Jesus?

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does that mean God watches over everyone? 

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Hmm has someone created spoofing accounts? Weezer wants to know where Christians are and the next day two turn up. 

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2 hours ago, HaveFaith said:

Bless all you 'ex-Christians.' Jesus is still watching over you, even if you're taking an intermission from the Lord. 

 

Its ok. You can believe in your fantasy. We don't mind.

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Are you SDA?

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57 minutes ago, LogicalFallacy said:

Hmm has someone created spoofing accounts? Weezer wants to know where Christians are and the next day two turn up. 

christian_chat has been here for a week or so now; just hasn't spoken up until now.

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20 minutes ago, TheRedneckProfessor said:

christian_chat has been here for a week or so now; just hasn't spoken up until now.

 

So he has! I must have missed that.

 

@Christianchat_Chat Come now, don't be shy, step into the light and chat with us

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51 minutes ago, LogicalFallacy said:

So he has! I must have missed that.

This is why thou shalt have no other Mods before me.

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1 hour ago, TheRedneckProfessor said:

This is why thou shalt have no other Mods before me.

 

Blasphemy! You dare challenge the will of thy Mod whose name is Webmdave!?? Thou oh professor who puts thyself above all other mods, for lo thou shalt be cast down in thy shame for raising thyself above the Mod of all mods. 

 

Damn... that brings back some Pentecostal fire and brimstone memories of preachers yelling doom and gloom at the world...

 

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"Thou city, who claims to be the city of the Angels, who’s exalted yourself into heaven and sent all the dirty filthy things of fashions and things, till even the foreign countries come here to pick up our filth and send it away, with your fine churches and steeples, and so forth the way you do; remember, one day you’ll be laying in the bottom of this sea."

 

Yep that was a prophesy from the 50's and 60's. Of course various religious 'prophets' predicting California to sink in an earthquake is nothing new. No dates are given... of course.

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3 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said:

Hmm has someone created spoofing accounts? Weezer wants to know where Christians are and the next day two turn up. 

 

God has answered Weezer's request.

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4 hours ago, Christianchat_Chat said:

does that mean God watches over everyone? 

 

Hey, my bro (or sis) in Christ.

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27 minutes ago, HaveFaith said:

 

God has answered Weezer's request.

 

Really? And you know this how?

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7 hours ago, HaveFaith said:

Bless all you 'ex-Christians.' Jesus is still watching over you, even if you're taking an intermission from the Lord. 

 

Think of it this way: when people get tired of thinking about issues of national importance, they sometimes move on to more important issues of international importance. And it is sometimes very difficult for those who are still solely focussed on the national to understand their new perspective.

 

Once I had a mission from God. Now I've moved on to a more important intermission. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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2 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said:

You dare challenge the will of thy Mod whose name is Webmdave!?? Thou oh professor who puts thyself above all other mods, for lo thou shalt be cast down in thy shame for raising thyself above the Mod of all mods. 

Dave is the Admin.  He is neither a Mod nor a Demimod; but the Creator and Source of all things. 

 

Fucking heretic.  

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37 minutes ago, TheRedneckProfessor said:

Dave is the Admin.  He is neither a Mod nor a Demimod; but the Creator and Source of all things. 

 

Fucking heretic.  

 

Well in my defense I was going to use the word Admin but it didn't seem to go with flow. So I am correct in the spirit and Dave knows my hearts good intentions and what I meant. Therefore I'm exonerated from the accusation of heretic.

 

You however have falsely accused thy brother. Repent or perish!

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2 hours ago, HaveFaith said:

 

God has answered Weezer's request.

 

Just not in any way you can demonstrate.

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4 hours ago, sdelsolray said:

 

Just not in any way you can demonstrate.

 

Hey!  Doesn't corrolation equal causation? 😁

 

But hey, look at it this way.  Satan sent 2 Christians here so we could gobble them up if they don't leave quickly and shake the dust off their feet.

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34 minutes ago, Weezer said:

 

Hey!  Doesn't corrolation equal causation? 😁

 

But hey, look at it this way.  Satan sent 2 Christians here so we could gobble them up if they don't leave quickly and shake the dust off their feet.

 

Wait a sec, I asked for decent apologists... not fluffy bless us all ones. 

 

There I just proved God didn't send them!

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33 minutes ago, LogicalFallacy said:

 

Wait a sec, I asked for decent apologists... not fluffy bless us all ones. 

 

It will be interesting to see what flavor these turn out to be!

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8 hours ago, HaveFaith said:

 

God has answered Weezer's request.

 

No, it was My dear, sweet Uncle Loki who set you up to come here.   :woohoo:

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23 hours ago, LogicalFallacy said:

Hmm has someone created spoofing accounts? Weezer wants to know where Christians are and the next day two turn up. 

It's not me.  I came back to argue, but no one wants to play anymore....something about goalposts blah blah...

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43 minutes ago, Edgarcito said:

It's not me.  I came back to argue, but no one wants to play anymore....something about goalposts blah blah...

You could argue how you didn't move the goalpost. Or you could not move the goalpost and just argue.

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1 hour ago, Edgarcito said:

something about goalposts blah blah...

Do you have any evidence that the goalposts even exist?

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