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God Marries His Own Children


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Cronos, the father of Zeus, ate his children whole out of fear they would overthrow him. Zeus fed him a potion to make him cough up his siblings. Zeus (out of the same kind of fear) later turned his own pregnant wife into a fly and ate her and their daughter Athena. They lived well within his head until his ex-wife forged a helmet for Athena and the pounding gave him such a headache that he ordered a servant to cut his head open with a sword, and Athena jumped out fully grown. Zeus's ex-wife apparently decided to stay and lived inside Zeus thereafter. 

 

Gods of all kinds rarely make any sense, because they are imaginary and their stories are told to try and explain reality to ignorant (and willfully stupid) people, and provide a means of societal control over behavior through enforcing conformity. 

 

 

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17 hours ago, Fuego said:

Cronos, the father of Zeus, ate his children whole out of fear they would overthrow him. Zeus fed him a potion to make him cough up his siblings. Zeus (out of the same kind of fear) later turned his own pregnant wife into a fly and ate her and their daughter Athena. They lived well within his head until his ex-wife forged a helmet for Athena and the pounding gave him such a headache that he ordered a servant to cut his head open with a sword, and Athena jumped out fully grown. Zeus's ex-wife apparently decided to stay and lived inside Zeus thereafter. 

 

Gods of all kinds rarely make any sense, because they are imaginary and their stories are told to try and explain reality to ignorant (and willfully stupid) people, and provide a means of societal control over behavior through enforcing conformity. 

 

 

Yep. 

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Well that means that Father God is a Pedophile??? 😱

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On 4/17/2021 at 10:16 PM, Freed said:

 

Isaiah 54:5 

For your Maker is your husband, the Lord of hosts is his name....

 

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I'll shop for a cute little summer dress to match my beard. :)

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Thanks. Will write that one down. 

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