Super Moderator Hierophant Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 I saw this post on social media and thought it was clever: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator Hierophant Posted November 17, 2022 Author Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida man yells at storm after being wakened from a nap, storm settes down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator Hierophant Posted November 17, 2022 Author Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida man spits in blind man's eye, cures blindness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator Hierophant Posted November 17, 2022 Author Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida man trapped inside giant fish for three days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TABA Posted November 17, 2022 Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida man lets bears loose to maul kids after they teased him for being bald. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Man marries fiance after finding out she's pregnant with god's baby. "She's definitely a virgin," Joseph is quoted as saying, "So we're certain the baby is a true miracle." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator TABA Posted November 17, 2022 Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida man shows up alive and well, two days after his funeral. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Man Found Talking to His Ass. "The m...f...er kept running my leg into a wall, so I whacked him upside the head with a stick," Balaam said. The Donkey was unavailable for comment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Man rampage kills 450 priests after fiery ritual goes awry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Man has his neighbor killed after seeing his wife in the bathtub. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Couple create international havoc after accepting advice from a talking snake. "He told us that there tree would make us smart," Adam recalled. "But now look at us: nekkid as a jaybird and kicked out'n our garden." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator Hierophant Posted November 17, 2022 Author Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida man kills thousands of animals in ritual sacrifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator Hierophant Posted November 17, 2022 Author Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida man's wife circumcised son, then placed foreskin on husband's penis to ward off angry God. Son told reporters"... didn't know what I did wrong, but my mother just grabbed my penis and went to town." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Man floods entire neighborhood after finding out his grandkids lived there. (Genesis 6) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator Hierophant Posted November 17, 2022 Author Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida man gets first hair cut, loses all his strength! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Man nearly kills his own son after hearing voices. "If I hadn't got distracted by that ram caught in the bushes," Abraham laments, barely able to contain his tears, "I'd have done the boy in, for sure." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
◊ Krowb ◊ Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida man curses fruit tree out of season for having no fruit; tree dies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Men sell brother into slavery out of jealousy of his fabulous coat. "Serves his pansy ass right," Simeon says, "Always wearing that coat while the rest of us scrounge around in raggedy sackcloth held together with twine." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Man offers his daughters to rape-hungry mob so his guests would not be offended. "I had a Lot to consider," he said on reflection, "Little did I know my wife would later a-salt me over the matter." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Two Florida Women reportedly impregnated by their own father after drunken incestuous orgy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Man Witnesses Alien Abduction. "It looked just like a big ol' chariot; but it was made of fire!" Elisha recalled. "And next thing I knowed, that crazy ol' schizophrenic from next door was just--POOF--gone, just like as if he's never there." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Moderator TheRedneckProfessor Posted November 17, 2022 Super Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2022 Florida Clergyman who married a prostitute saddened by her constant betrayals. "Every time I think we're finally starting to work our marriage out, she goes off and finds herself some new pimp or johnny and I've got to go and buy her back," Hosea mused. "It's really putting a strain on our family's finances; and it's starting to affect the kids, too. You know, they're getting bullied and stuff." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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