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I hope everyone has a very Merry ExChristmas with all their loved ones worshipping the Mythical Messiah!!! Drive safe and drink responsibly if you drink. 

 

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Reasons Greetings to one and all!

 

Walter.

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Ms. Professor set up an awesome Korean barbecue for Christmas Eve dinner with choice, thin-sliced cuts of sirloin, bok choi, fungus, and mixed veggies.  We had shrimp omelets for breakfast before gathering around the tree this morning.  Now, I'm fixing to lay down a well-marbled Southern brisket for supper tonight.  I've already coated it in dry rub and I will baste it in some beef stock that was left over from the last time we had homemade Pho.

 

Y'all getting enough to eat?  What y'all having?

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We ate croissants scrabbled or fried eggs and bacon for breakfast. 

 

And I have a ham in the slow cooker, basting it with a honey, brown sugar and clove mixture. Well have a hashbrown casserole with dressing, some vegetables and old school mac n cheese. Just cuz im nostalgic like that. Later we are planning on making some lava cakes and eating them with vanilla bean blue bell ice cream. 

 

Right now, we are watching my favorite Christmas movies from the 80s. "Santa Clause the movie" with Dudley Moore. Also because im nostalgic like that 😆

 

Having a nice peaceful day right now 😌 

 

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30 minutes ago, DarkBishop said:

vanilla bean blue bell ice cream

"There's more than just ice cream in a carton of Blue Bell

There's birthdays and picnic and Welcome Home signs

Over one hundred years of fond childhood memories 

Clear country mornings and a summer sunrise." 

 

Because I'm nostalgic like that.

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10 minutes ago, TheRedneckProfessor said:

"There's more than just ice cream in a carton of Blue Bell

There's birthdays and picnic and Welcome Home signs

Over one hundred years of fond childhood memories 

Clear country mornings and a summer sunrise." 

 

Because I'm nostalgic like that.

Yep, good stuff 🙂

 

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Our plans got scrambled thanks to the Arctic cold front.  So instead of visiting the “kids” it’s just my wife and I at home with the Yorkies.  But yesterday we spent the evening with friends and enjoyed fondue and games.  Today we had a brunch of her outstanding scrambled eggs & bacon.  I’ll be doing beef tenderloins with yummy peppercorn sauce for dinner, with a nice bottle of wine. 

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I got a lump of coal..   🙂

 

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40 minutes ago, alreadyGone said:

I got a lump of coal..   🙂

 

Aww poor @alreadyGone. How naughty have you been this year 😉 🤣 

 

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1 hour ago, DarkBishop said:

Aww poor @alreadyGone. How naughty have you been this year 😉 🤣 

 

 

Admit nothing, deny everything.

Make counter-accusations.

 

😆

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Had the gang over last night for ham (their request), mashed, and Wifey's famous whisky carrots. Home-made lemon meringue pie and an apple pie. By 2:30 p.m. today (Christmas day) all the decorations inside and out are packed away for another year.

 

Best to you all for next year.

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I was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past.  This would have been around 2007:

 

(No, it's not a mugshot)

 

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2 hours ago, TheRedneckProfessor said:

I was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past.  This would have been around 2007:

 

(No, it's not a mugshot)


Yeah, that guy was Never a Real Christian - you can tell.  

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5 hours ago, TheRedneckProfessor said:

I was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past.  This would have been around 2007:

 

(No, it's not a mugshot)

 

Is that a mullet or just long hair?

 

 

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25 minutes ago, DarkBishop said:

 

Is that a mullet or just long hair?

 

 

Mullet?!? Them's fightin' words, boy!  

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30 minutes ago, DarkBishop said:

 

Is that a mullet or just long hair?

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, TheRedneckProfessor said:

Mullet?!? Them's fightin' words, boy!  

I'm a Redneck, @DarkBishop.  I ain't white trash.

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On 12/26/2022 at 9:38 PM, TheRedneckProfessor said:

I was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past.  This would have been around 2007:

 

(No, it's not a mugshot)

 

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Is this your picture, RedNeckProfessor?

You look a little tired. 🛏️ Is this a right emoji? 

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10 minutes ago, Dearnear said:

Is this your picture, RedNeckProfessor?

You look a little tired. 🛏️ Is this a right emoji? 

Most likely, back in those days, I was either drunk or hungover, depending on what time of day that picture was taken.

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