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Your Worst Fundy Fear


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So what happens when it doesn't happen again next year? The mental

gymnastics these fundies play are freakingly hilarious!

 

They'll say that a biblical generation can also be 70 or 100 years, and keep resetting the date.

 

I stopped listening to date-setters a long time ago because of an experience I had back in 1988, but I find their mental gymnastics hilarious, too! Check out these links:

 

http://www.religionisbullshit.org/2006/04/...e-to-glory.html

 

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/9941/index.html

 

Glory!

 

Thanks, Brother Jeff, for posting those links! I'll be reading through the stuff on the second link "until the end of time", whew, so much stuff there, dang!

 

I well remember the book "88 Reasons Why Jeezus Will Come in 1988". I also remember seeing, in my mind, quite clearly, the calendar page for January, 2000, and wondering if I actually would see it. Well, here we are!

 

Though I do hate to admit it, seeing the "rapture" take place and/or the rise of a truly world-wide leader who acted like the anti-Christ would kinda make me stop and think...

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Someone once told me Tupac Shakur is supposed to come back in 07. He's supposedly "alive." :shrug:

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My husband is easily swayed, and he is so unhappy about his deconversion, that I fear he may convert back.

Why is that?

:eek:

 

 

 

I am not sure.... but he likes simplicity and security and things that make the world black and white. He was a happy Christian. He liked pawning responsibility for things (including his own "sin") off on other people. His mother harasses him endlessly now, and he's still a momma's boy (although he doesn't want to be, it's more that his mom is a sonny's boy or something like that). He is still very much in the anger phase of deconversion and he wishes Christianity were true, just so he could be at a happier place. (I sound like Oprah...FSM help me!)

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(I sound like Oprah...FSM help me!)

Hey girl, I feel for you. So sorry you are working through this, but my shoulder is always there for you to cry on. Must be tough on you.

;-)

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:scratch::scratch::shrug:

 

:eek: Oh Yah, I'm afraid that fundies will become endangered spceices, so that we can only view in zoos and never in the wild like at the mall.

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The world ended when reality television started. :mellow:

 

It moved into the abyss with Deal or No Deal.

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