I Thought You'd Get A Laugh

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This little blog entry goes into an interview between Jesus and an Ann Coulter-eske Satan http://world-o-crap.com/blog/?p=42

 

Once again Mark Morford has brought some relief with an article about the new Left Behind game: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?...&sn=001&sc=1000

 

Here's a snippet: Behold, blessed children, the new and upcoming "Left Behind: Eternal Forces" video game, based on the freakishly best-selling series of apocalyptic trash-lit books. It's an ultraviolent, hilariously inept, wondrously accurate portrayal of what every true right-wing Christian fundamentalist really fantasizes about after they've had one too many pink wine spritzers and have logged a few hours in the gay chat rooms and have sufficiently indoctrinated their happily numb kids with tales of vile homos and scary "progressive" liberals who want to buy them candy and tattoo their sacrums and feed them organic hot dogs.

 

What's the game actually about? How do you play? I believe the pro-choice, pro-religion Talk to Action blog describes it best:

 

 

Imagine: you are a foot soldier in a paramilitary group whose purpose is to remake America as a Christian theocracy, and establish its worldly vision of the dominion of Christ over all aspects of life. You are issued high-tech military weaponry, and instructed to engage the infidel on the streets of New York City. You are on a mission -- both a religious mission and a military mission -- to convert or kill Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gays, and anyone who advocates the separation of church and state -- especially moderate, mainstream Christians. Your mission is "to conduct physical and spiritual warfare"; all who resist must be taken out with extreme prejudice.