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I Am An Asshole!


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I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes

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Don't fuck with me, JJ.

 

 

 

You have no idea what you're messing with. :Hmm:

 

 

 

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes
So what does that make you? :scratch:
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Don't fuck with me, JJ.

 

 

 

You have no idea what you're messing with. :Hmm:

 

Hahahah nice pic.

 

But now we're talking about my dick and not your being an asshole.

 

Never thought I'd use those two words in the same sentence.

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Never thought I'd use those two words in the same sentence.
:lmao::funny::drink::puke:
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So what does that make you?

 

Lord Dark Helmet?

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So what does that make you?
Lord Dark Helmet?
No. If you're surrounded by an asshole, that's a pretty good sign that you're a turd.
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apparently you didn't catch my oh so subtle Spaceballs reference....

 

man you are such a dick

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apparently you didn't catch my oh so subtle Spaceballs reference....

 

man you are such a dick

I'm not a dick. Apparently, you didn't catch on to my oh so subtle title to this thread.

 

But you're a dick though. :cunn:

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Is what better?

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I'm an asshole. :mellow:

 

For once I won't argue with you :)

 

:HaHa:

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I'm an asshole. :mellow:
For once I won't argue with you :)

 

:HaHa:

I wasn't looking for an argument. :mellow:
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Carry on. There's nothing to see here. :mellow:

 

 

 

What else is new?

 

 

 

:HaHa:

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I think I just need to reach beyond my ass, into the soul of my ass, and root around in there for awhile until I discover the source of my discomfort.

 

Ahem.

 

Shiva,

 

You should write a book about the philosophical journey into the asshole/ass soul.

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People tell me I do a half-assed job all the time, but, I swear to god, I am using MY WHOLE ASS!

That makes you an ass whole.

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Fwee, you're a squeaky asshole.

I am so outraged that you refused...

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My offer of swiss cheeses for a lifetime!

:D

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You're saying the asshole Fwee cut the cheese?

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No I didn't. But I know cheese when I see it.

 

 

Just as any genuine asshole would. :mellow:

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No I didn't. But I know cheese when I see it.

 

 

Just as any genuine asshole would. :mellow:

 

Do you cut cheese when you see it?

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Fwee, do you believe the Moon is made of Green Cheese?

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No I didn't. But I know cheese when I see it.

 

Just as any genuine asshole would. :mellow:

Do you cut cheese when you see it?
No. It's more of a pinching action, actually. :mellow:

 

 

Fwee, do you believe the Moon is made of Green Cheese?
Do you believe in evolution? Of course you don't. That's because it's a fact. And facts don't require belief.

 

The same goes for my "belief" in whether or not the moon is made of green cheese. I dont' believe it is. I know it is. :mellow:

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I believe it's made out of Blue Cheese. So you're wrong. I have bigger faith in my belief of the Blue Cheese Moon, and I can prove it.

 

1) Blue Cheese exists

2) The Moon is made out of cheese

C) hence the moon is made out of blue cheese.

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