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After a lifetime of prayer and worship I have finally discovered that the nearest thing to ang y god is the seven inches of pleasure between my legs!

 

I thought most guys figured this out before they were, oh, say... walking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Certainly before they had 7 inches' worth, anyway...)

 

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It's that cockstrong attitude of yours, Fwee. The one that says you ain't taking the shaft no matter what, cause if you give an inch they take at least seven. Your helmet is polished and ready to deflect the golden shower of criticism that may come your way, but you seem to keep your back door open, and the gentle of spirit, if they take their time, might pry it open and come into your kitchen and eat the twinkies on top of your fridge.

 

 

 

What? Why are you all looking at me like that?

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JEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS CHRIIIIIIIIIST free, You are hard on me! LOL
Are you callin' me a dick, weener? :Hmm:

i think he's asking if he turns you on... he asked if you were HARD ON him :lmao:

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I think this post belongs in the science section. :Hmm:

 

This is more of a discovery than it is a rant. :lmao:

After reading all of the previous posts, I think it should be in the Sex and Christianity section. Title it, ummm, "My WeenerGod is bigger than your WeenerGod". I think it would be mighty interesting to read the comparisons of all the guys' joy sticks...if they can remain honest about it.

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I think this post belongs in the science section. :Hmm:

 

This is more of a discovery than it is a rant. :lmao:

After reading all of the previous posts, I think it should be in the Sex and Christianity section. Title it, ummm, "My WeenerGod is bigger than your WeenerGod". I think it would be mighty interesting to read the comparisons of all the guys' joy sticks...if they can remain honest about it.

 

 

Asking a guy to be honest about the size of his wanker is like asking a women to honest about her wieght or age. :grin:

 

You may get an honest answer one out of a hundred.

 

6" BTW, average ol wanker here. :close:

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What? Why are you all looking at me like that?

 

*desperately tries to get back up on the chair he just fell from laughing*

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I think this post belongs in the science section. :Hmm:

 

Seven inches!? You mean science fiction.

 

*runs*

 

 

:lmao:

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JEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS CHRIIIIIIIIIST free, You are hard on me! LOL
Are you callin' me a dick, weener? :Hmm:
No! I generally enjoy your posts and sense of humor.
Good!

 

Now that we got that squared away - have you ever made love to a man? :mellow:

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Just so everyone knows, since the surgery, I'm hung like a manatee. Seriously, It's huge people. If I look at a Redbook I pass out from lack of blood to my brain.

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Just so everyone knows, since the surgery, I'm hung like a manatee. Seriously, It's huge people.
The bad thing about being hung like a manatee is that the only way that you're going to get lucky is if you find yourself a womanatee.

 

Have fun. :grin:

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Sweet merciful christ! That reminds me of a news story last year in which a man went to a special farm in Washington state to have sex with a horse, and it killed him. Now, when I first heard the story I started asking myself questions like "did the horse kick him?" "was the man smothered in horsepoop"? "Did the dude try to not pay the horse afterward and the horse-pimp offed him"?

 

No, no, and no. The real story didn't even occur to me until I read the details on the web. The guy had been RECEIVING and this horse's gigantic cock had perforated his colon and caused him to blled to death internally as he also quickly dehydrated. This guy had a family.

 

Let's all take a moment of silence for all of the dedicated equestrians in the world, and the hardships they face just living in their own skin. Amen.

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Can anyone imagine the engraving on the tombstone?

 

"Here lies (name), done (in) by a horse" or what? :lmao:

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The guy had been RECEIVING and this horse's gigantic cock had perforated his colon and caused him to blled to death internally as he also quickly dehydrated.

Another nominee for the Darwin Awards, I see.

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