SusieQ Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 ...mostly when they found out how many children we have in our blended family!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SusieQ Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 I hate that saying because it feels very phony!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelli Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 I actually think "Bless your heart" or "Bless your little heart" is the southern christian way of saying "Fuck you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smellincoffee Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Just a few, mostly religious: "We're too close to the comin' of the Lord to turn away from him now!" "Hell's hotter." (When I make the observation that it's hot outside.) "We serve a Just god!" (After I ask someone when I can expect them to come back) "I don't know, but you need to be prepared. It's like the Rapture, no man knoweth the day or the hour." "We deserve to burn in a Devil's Hell!" (Perhaps you do...) "Praise the lord, brother." "He woke me up this morning!" "Well, tomorrow, if it's the Lord's Will...." - They do this because they don't think they should try to shape the future, so they must acknowledge the sovereignity of God whenever making plans for the future. "Next week, should the Lord tarry...." - He's been doing it for two thousand years. Don't worry, I think you're good for next week. "If I had a thousand tongues, it wouldn't be enough to praise Him!" "99.99% of the time.." - Why can't people just say "The majority" rather than pulling an asinine percentage out of their rears? "Irregardless..." (At Church) "I cain't think of no place I'd rather be!" "If it weren't for Jesus, there ain't no tellin' where I'd be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Passing Thru Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 A few that I hate: There is no God What God? xtian xmas Prove that Jesus existed Of course your ancestor was a monkey Jesus was gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverclear5 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Of course your ancestor was a monkey your ancestor wasn't a monkey same as your sister/brother isn't your ansestor. Learn it before you criticise it fucknut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 A few that I hate: There is no God What God? xtian xmas Prove that Jesus existed Of course your ancestor was a monkey Jesus was gay Well, there is no god. The burden of proof is on you to prove to us your god exists and why we should worship him even if he does. And the only people talking about being descended from monkeys are Christians who don't understand the first thing about evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Double post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotBlinded Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 A few that I hate: There is no God What God? xtian xmas Prove that Jesus existed Of course your ancestor was a monkey Jesus was gay One that I am beginning to hate is, "Not all Christians are ignorant about their religion." I don't believe they are, but my life experiences of your "average" Christian says otherwise. Here PT, learn a little: "Christmas is sometimes shortened to Xmas, an abbreviation that has a long history.[3] In early Greek versions of the New Testament, the letter Χ (chi), is the first letter of Christ (Χριστός). Since the mid-sixteenth century Χ, or the similar Roman letter X, was used as an abbreviation for Christ.[4]" Christmas Even more: xmas And you call us losers...sheesh. Here's a little picture that is called the labarum (or Chi-Rho) and it represents Christ. I wonder where they got that X? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkyone Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Just a few, mostly religious: (At Church) "I cain't think of no place I'd rather be!" "If it weren't for Jesus, there ain't no tellin' where I'd be." Those two really irk me, especially the last one because when I hear it used it's in the sense that we'd be in really bad shape if we weren't Christians and not in the sense that we could be in a better place (like not so deep in debt because of faithful giving even when we were barely scraping by, or having a job since I didn't feel my place should be only in the home) if we hadn't been Christians. Think of the missed opportunities because of silly rules and regulations I grew up with. ugh Of course, alot of people come to Jesus when they've already messed their life up pretty badly or circumstances have gotten bad. Also, it really makes me MAD to hear people say it was God's will someone died, especially in a tragic or violent way or a child. I had a music tape with a song written after the musicians' friend's toddler was killed after running in front of a car. It's something like this, "His way is perrrrfect, his way is perrrrfect, when I don't understand his wise and loving plan...His waaaaay is best." yeah, right. grrrrrrrrrr Also, I feel sorry for someone who would rather be in church than anywhere else. Sparkyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sage Nabooru Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 "Broken home". It's a Christian abbreviation for "sinfully ripped apart family in which the parents were too selfish about their so-called 'emotional needs' and 'safety' to keep their marital promise to the Lord." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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