sdelsolray Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Here's some funny stuff: Source: http://www.rationalskepticism.org/creationism/behe-declares-victory-on-all-fronts-t47883-40.html#p2142747 Normal word - Cdesign proponentsist interpretation: Rare = never ever. Ulikely/improbable = impossible. Likely = rare/baseless guess. Theory = guess/baseless faith. Guess = biased wish/atheo-materialistic faith. We don't know = and you never will, therefore god! Not fully understood = not at all understood, impossible to understand, magic/miracles required. Unexpected result = all naturalistic explanations ever have been falsified. Neutral mutation = not beneficial, therefore impossiblee/doesn't exist, cannot be fixed. Natural selection = Orthodox neo-Darwinistic "party line". It has a chance of one in 10^16 = It has a chance of one in 10^77 Maybe = biased guess (see: Guess). Could have = couldn't and didn't (see: Guess). Beneficial mutation = loss of function/tradeoff and/or loss of information. New function = loss of information/information was already there. New information = no new function. New information and function = still belongs to the same class of enzymes (ex. hydrolases), so not really new. Improved function = no new information, ability was already there. Mutation = destroys information, always degrades. Guided by god, not random. Millions of years = ad hoc excuse invented to explain why we don't see 20 million year macroevolutionary change in a few months of experimental evolution. Took billions of years = same excuse as above, just worse. Ancestral Sequence Reconstruction = *crickets* Molecular phylogeny = phyloschmylo, it's more Darwinist math-tricks. Observation/experiment = hoax and/or only creationists properly understand the result. Demonstration = hoax. Statistics = Wat? Statistically significant = Nyah nyah! Darwinist math-tricks. Complex = impossible to evolve, must be designed. Complicated = Impossible to understand. Complexity = praise the lord! Information = immaterial soul-stuff that refutes materialism and all naturalistic expanations ever. Quantum = immaterial soul-stuff that refutes materialism and all naturalistic expanations ever. Cannot possibly evolve. Experiment shows how mutations can... = It's still just a bacterium/fruitfly/dog-kind. Ape = monkey monkey = ape evolutionist = ape-monkey homosexuality = bestiality and rape by ape-monkeys. evolution = materialism/naturalism/scientism/darwinism/chance/fair coin/abortion/euthanasia/racism and genocide. darwinism = materialist religious faith. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarflungWanderer Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 You forgot "kind"... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeThinkerNZ Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 That is brilliant... funny and so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deidre Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Wonder what Kirk Cameron would say.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenstar Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Lol… funny, and sad but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Wonder what Kirk Cameron would say.......... Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
★ Citsonga ★ Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 You forgot "kind"... They refuse to define that one so they don't have to defend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bornagainathiest Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Assuming that End3 is some kind of Creationist, how about these...? Everything = Subjective Nothing = Subjective Faith = Subjective God = Subjective Jesus = Subjective Scripture = Subjective Miracles = Subjective Prayer = Subjective Evidence = Subjective Data = Subjective Logic = Subjective Objective = Subjective Reality = Subjective Perception = Subjective Mind = Subjective Thought = Subjective The Universe = Subjective Memory = Subjective Measurement = Subjective Family = Subjective Mom = Subjective Dad = Subjective Children = Subjective The Self = Subjective Words = Subjective Meaning = Subjective Purpose = Subjective Existence = Subjective Definition = Subjective Subjective = Subjective 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivist Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Complexity = praise the lord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Positivist Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 There could be another version: Evolution = SATAN Atheists = SATAN Progress = SATAN Dem Liberals = SATAN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francesco Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 everything unpleasant to me = you are going to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimitedEdition Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 LOL monkey - ape ape - monkey too funny. I know someone who is a minister but also teaches science I don't understand how she or any scientist can be religious *shrugs* this was great, I'm saving this ah haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought2Much Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Reality = God only made it look that way to test us/because he's mysterious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Wonder what Kirk Cameron would say.......... He's calling jesus to report you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Furball Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Wonder what Kirk Cameron would say.......... Lol Oooh CeilingCat....I'm sooo scared.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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