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Got the biggest chuckle seeing the following on a bumper sticker, I gave the guy a thumbs up as we passed him: "Doing My Part to Piss Off the Religious Right" Wish I was that bold.

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I saw one that read, "Have you forgotten about Jesus?" and then in small print underneath, "Isn't it about time you did?"

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We've had a couple.

 

The last time they mixed church and state, witches were burned at the stake

 

He died in AD 33, get over it.

 

God save me from your followers

 

Im for the separation of church and hate

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not religious, but I got a big laugh out of this the other day:

 

There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1

 

My favorite slogans that ought to be bumper stickers:

 

I Love Jesus (but then I'm a necrophiliac)

 

Let There Be Light (and there was still just a void, but at least you could fucking see it)

 

Jesus is Coming! (are you gonna spit or swallow?)

 

Jesus Loves Peter

 

Jeez If You Believe In Honkus

 

Jesus Loves Me (but I still make him wear a condom)

 

Jesus Loves You (everyone else just thinks you're an asshole)

 

You can grab most of these as pre-made banners for your web site (or sig file) here:

 

http://thewaronfaith.com/banners.htm

 

Props to my man Christopher, the ex-marine atheist....

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i havent seen any funnies as of yet. I did however see some guy in a wiked car with on the front Sanctified and on the back Justified....That kinda got me angry coz it was like he needed to tell me he was something special......

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One of my faves is "I found Jesus - he was behind the sofa the whole time!"

 

Another is "Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite".

 

Right now the only emblem or sticker I have on my car is an FSM emblem. A couple driving behind me in traffic a number of weeks ago saw it and made worshipping gestures in its direction.

 

I love this town... :wub:

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i havent seen any funnies as of yet. I did however see some guy in a wiked car with on the front Sanctified and on the back Justified....That kinda got me angry coz it was like he needed to tell me he was something special......

It's from the Nine Inch Nails song "Sanctified" off of Pretty Hate Machine

 

 

I am justified

I am purified

I am sanctified

Inside you

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theres this sign someone naild to a tree right on the interstate on my way to work. (i think its part of their yard) its a piece of particle board painted white and its says "jesus loves you" real big in red. a couple of weeks ago someone put up an identical piece of particle board under the sign saying "long time." i took my camera to work with me the following monday but they took the 'long time' one down.

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