Jubilant Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Got the biggest chuckle seeing the following on a bumper sticker, I gave the guy a thumbs up as we passed him: "Doing My Part to Piss Off the Religious Right" Wish I was that bold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 Last night I was thinking of "Exposure to the son may cause blindness" with the strike-out cross, but it's probably been done before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 ^ thats pretty good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valgeir Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 I saw one that read, "Have you forgotten about Jesus?" and then in small print underneath, "Isn't it about time you did?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaura Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 We've had a couple. The last time they mixed church and state, witches were burned at the stake He died in AD 33, get over it. God save me from your followers Im for the separation of church and hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ro-bear Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Born O.K. the first time God is just pretend Freedom is the distance between church and state Jesus would slap the shit out of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trashy Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 not religious, but I got a big laugh out of this the other day: There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 My favorite slogans that ought to be bumper stickers: I Love Jesus (but then I'm a necrophiliac) Let There Be Light (and there was still just a void, but at least you could fucking see it) Jesus is Coming! (are you gonna spit or swallow?) Jesus Loves Peter Jeez If You Believe In Honkus Jesus Loves Me (but I still make him wear a condom) Jesus Loves You (everyone else just thinks you're an asshole) You can grab most of these as pre-made banners for your web site (or sig file) here: http://thewaronfaith.com/banners.htm Props to my man Christopher, the ex-marine atheist.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. XC Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 There are more here: http://www.christianitymeme.org/bumperstickers.shtml I liked "GOD IS LOVE. BELIEVE IT OR BURN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 i havent seen any funnies as of yet. I did however see some guy in a wiked car with on the front Sanctified and on the back Justified....That kinda got me angry coz it was like he needed to tell me he was something special...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godlessgrrl Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 One of my faves is "I found Jesus - he was behind the sofa the whole time!" Another is "Jesus loves you but I'm his favorite". Right now the only emblem or sticker I have on my car is an FSM emblem. A couple driving behind me in traffic a number of weeks ago saw it and made worshipping gestures in its direction. I love this town... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 i havent seen any funnies as of yet. I did however see some guy in a wiked car with on the front Sanctified and on the back Justified....That kinda got me angry coz it was like he needed to tell me he was something special...... It's from the Nine Inch Nails song "Sanctified" off of Pretty Hate Machine I am justified I am purified I am sanctified Inside you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 theres this sign someone naild to a tree right on the interstate on my way to work. (i think its part of their yard) its a piece of particle board painted white and its says "jesus loves you" real big in red. a couple of weeks ago someone put up an identical piece of particle board under the sign saying "long time." i took my camera to work with me the following monday but they took the 'long time' one down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
08 hawk Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 One slogan I made up that'd make a good sticker is 'Atheism (or Agnosticism) makes the world go round'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infidel666 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I just slapped this one on my car beside the exchristian.net one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 ^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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