RankStranger Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 For ya'll doubters out there- here is fossil evidence of Jesus' existence. The Holy Fossil is on display right across the road from Ft. Hays State University in Hays Kansas (the prestigious academic institution that I attend on occasion). I'm not sure what strange turn of events caused Jesus to become fossilized in a limestone outcropping, but the lord works in mysterious ways: I never noticed this until I stopped to try out my shiny new digital camera... but on closer inspection, Jesus is holding what appears to be an anatomically correct fossilized fetus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Hey, isn't that Han Solo from Star Wars? Oh, I mean, isn't that me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comix Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Hey, isn't that Han Solo from Star Wars? Oh, I mean, isn't that me? OMG that is so creepy! why would someone, anyone think that horrible piece of "art" was anything but creepy. looks like more of an insult than anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlerman Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 WTF? Is that a stone Gumby statue with Jesus coming out of him?? That is really creepy. Someone somewhere is in need of a really strong enema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Hey, isn't that Han Solo from Star Wars? Oh, I mean, isn't that me? *C3PO voice*"They've encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well protected." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I wonder who is paying the electric bill to keep Han Solo frozen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Well, obviously not me, since I have frozen ass-ets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cerebral Stasis Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 I guess Jesus looked back at Sodom while fleeing and was turned into a pillar of salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Not to mention if the rest of his body were visible, it's apparant that jesus's arms come from his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I saw Iskerbibel online again today, and just wanted to refresh this funny topic again. I just think that stone is too funny. Besides, it does prove that Jesus never went to heaven, since he's still locked into that stone. (Are you allowed to feed that thing?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartP Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 That statue is wrong on so many levels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 It so needs an ass (donkey type) to complete the Gumby resemblance. Ass-Pokey to the Jesus-Gumby.There's gotta be a brilliant joke in there somewhere, just can't fish it out. BTW Isker is the artist's sig anywhere on it? I wanna know who that is. I think a somethingawful.com Photoshop Phriday is in order for that. I'd volunteer but my photoshop skills suck and I don't have it installed. Anybody up to the challenge? That baby looks like it's taking a hit off a spliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starelda Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Oh dear...that's a really cruddy statue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RankStranger Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Fortunately, I now live a couple hundred miles from that little German Catholic colony called Hays. We'll be going through there tomorrow on the way to visit the Inlaws, though. I think that little foetus would look nice with a Santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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