AgnosticBob AtheistPants Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious Truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the Leader of the Christian World. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at the liquor store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaura Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Yeah, and Pagans will refuse to overtly recognize each other at the grocery store lest our conversation draw any unwanted listeners-on. (that might hold for Atheists too in some areas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGiant Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 I propose as an addendum: No religion should be taken all that seriously. I've even seen overly serious Discordians. Talk about missing the boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtdude Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Hahahahahahaha! This is very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadouKen24 Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Yeah, and Pagans will refuse to overtly recognize each other at the grocery store lest our conversation draw any unwanted listeners-on. Hell, not this pagan. I'm not ashamed to admit that I don't follow the wan, effeminate mangod of the Christians, and it's both wrong and illegal for them to discriminate against me for it. 'Course, I don't talk about religion in public a whole lot. Mostly because it never seems to come up in conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dra_Mucd_Uha Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 I grew up Baptist. Once my whole family missed church just to stay home and drink wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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