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Four Religious Truths


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It is important for those of all faiths to recognize these Four Religious Truths:

 

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews

as God's chosen people

 

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus

as the Messiah.

 

3. Protestants do not recognize

the Pope as the Leader of the

Christian World.

 

4. Baptists do not recognize

each other at the liquor store.

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Yeah, and Pagans will refuse to overtly recognize each other at the grocery store lest our conversation draw any unwanted listeners-on. (that might hold for Atheists too in some areas)

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I propose as an addendum:

 

No religion should be taken all that seriously.

 

I've even seen overly serious Discordians. Talk about missing the boat.

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Hahahahahahaha! This is very funny! :HaHa:

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Yeah, and Pagans will refuse to overtly recognize each other at the grocery store lest our conversation draw any unwanted listeners-on.

 

Hell, not this pagan. I'm not ashamed to admit that I don't follow the wan, effeminate mangod of the Christians, and it's both wrong and illegal for them to discriminate against me for it. 'Course, I don't talk about religion in public a whole lot. Mostly because it never seems to come up in conversation.

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I grew up Baptist. Once my whole family missed church just to stay home and drink wine.

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