been borg again Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 The Holy Spirit TO DO list High priority: 1. Tell Reverend John to pray for Susans grandmothers cancer. 2. convict Julie of her sin of Pride 3. Bless Joe with tounges at 10:45 at Assembly of GOd in Dallas 4. Convict Fred of useing Lesbian Porn to masturbate with 5. Give gift of disernment to Betty concerning her neighbors probable sinful lifestyle 6. Tell Pat Roberson its time to start his new project and to release his new book. 7. Inspire Bush at State of the Union Address 8. Convict Jane for listening to worldly music. 9.Convict Stacy about wearing clothes that make her look like a slut 10. Give homo Bob a giult complex for not seeing the female body as sexy. 11. Let Fred know that he should go ahead and buy that house he is praying about Holy Spirit's LOWEST PRIORTY To DO List 1. Clarify Trinity doctrine for all beleivers 2. heal Amputee 3. Clarifiy FreeWill issue for all beleivers 4. Clarify "Once Saved Always Saved " doctrine for all beleivers 5. Clarify Baptism doctrine for all beleivers 6.Clarify Hell Doctrine for all beleivers 7. Clarify Salvation requirments for all beleivers. 8.Unite believers 9. Give consistant information to all beleivers. 10. Give ONE lauguage to tounge speakers 11. Tell sincere Catholics they are going to Hell and the Pope is the AntiChrist 12. Tell John Calvin to stop killing others who disagree with him 13. Tell Pope to stop Crusades 14. Tell Pope to stop the Inquisition, 15. Tell MArtin Luther to chill out about the Jewry issue, 16. Tell Confederate Christians that SLavery is not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmatically_challenged Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 "Give ONE lauguage to tounge speakers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Shadow Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouroboros Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 Very clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Son of Belial Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 Can I add this to my website if I give you credit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
been borg again Posted May 29, 2005 Author Share Posted May 29, 2005 Can I add this to my website if I give you credit? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> sure man, you dont have to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatifidontwantausername? Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Nice -Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Wow! I wish I had some Christian friends that I could forward that to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vanesa Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 12. Curse the kids who are going to teepee the pastor's house in TN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
☆ TexasFreethinker ☆ Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Funny that fundies don't think of it this way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fweethawt Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Can I add this to my website if I give you credit? What I think would be a good idea is for the members here to expand that list. You know, add stuff to it. The more obvious this list gets, the uglier it becomes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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