garrisonjj Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Lets see. Blessed are they who fear the lord. Well, god (a myth) can kiss my fuckin ass. Lets see if I get struck dead today? I'll let you know! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknowing1 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Gee now you've done it damed to all eternity. BTW, let me know what hell is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyFeline Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Here's hoping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest copacetic Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 The amount of times I've pulled out my middle digits, loaded and cocked them and blasted away at the sky, while shouting vile blasphemies. You should see how scared christians get when you do that. I've actually seen some people cowering and they get really pissed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NobleSavage Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Reminds me of how I offered to give my soul away to the devil for free if he would just show up to collect on or before 6/6/06. The devil was a no-show. I can only assume that means one thing: my soul is so worthless that I can't even give it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lola Getz Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Reminds me of how I offered to give my soul away to the devil for free if he would just show up to collect on or before 6/6/06. The devil was a no-show. I can only assume that means one thing: my soul is so worthless that I can't even give it away. I'll bet you could sell it on eBay though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisonjj Posted September 19, 2006 Author Share Posted September 19, 2006 Here's hoping. Sorry to disappoint you! Not yet! I'll pray for you too Lady! Have a good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknowing1 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 So how did the experiment go? Still around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisonjj Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 So how did the experiment go? Still around? JEEEEEEEEEEEZUSFUCKINGODAMNCHRIST! Still here live and well! Myabe the fuckin holy spirit has enlightened my mind to be an atheist!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknowing1 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Glad to hear it! Now go preach the word and make all who believe, unbelieve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortunehooks Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 That's not fair, I asked to be struck down first, and it still hasn't heard my cry,lol. Hear from you soon garrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeydid Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 This thread reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: “He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."” Terry Pratchett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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