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http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/conte...ull/2006/1101/4

 

A lot of our DNA is junk code god put in there because when he was making a lot of adjustments before he was happy. (In fact you'd be amazed how much of the stuff is nothing more than repeating garbled up crap that doesn't make sense) As such we have entire viruses coded into our DNA from when Adam got sick with the plague. God miraculously integrated the virus into him so it could be passed down to his children as a reminder. Scientists under the command of the devil have reactivated this evil virus from our DNA and allowed it to grow in the lab.

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http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/conte...ull/2006/1101/4

 

A lot of our DNA is junk code god put in there because when he was making a lot of adjustments before he was happy. (In fact you'd be amazed how much of the stuff is nothing more than repeating garbled up crap that doesn't make sense) As such we have entire viruses coded into our DNA from when Adam got sick with the plague. God miraculously integrated the virus into him so it could be passed down to his children as a reminder. Scientists under the command of the devil have reactivated this evil virus from our DNA and allowed it to grow in the lab.

 

 

I am glad that I am not the only one aware of the devil's command of the scientific community.

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A lot of our DNA is junk code god put in there because when he was making a lot of adjustments before he was happy. (In fact you'd be amazed how much of the stuff is nothing more than repeating garbled up crap that doesn't make sense) As such we have entire viruses coded into our DNA from when Adam got sick with the plague. God miraculously integrated the virus into him so it could be passed down to his children as a reminder. Scientists under the command of the devil have reactivated this evil virus from our DNA and allowed it to grow in the lab.

 

I haven't seen this movie yet, does it involve giant robots? Is it live action or anime?

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http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/conte...ull/2006/1101/4

 

A lot of our DNA is junk code god put in there because when he was making a lot of adjustments before he was happy. (In fact you'd be amazed how much of the stuff is nothing more than repeating garbled up crap that doesn't make sense) As such we have entire viruses coded into our DNA from when Adam got sick with the plague. God miraculously integrated the virus into him so it could be passed down to his children as a reminder. Scientists under the command of the devil have reactivated this evil virus from our DNA and allowed it to grow in the lab.

 

You silly! That's not the plague. It's original sin.

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http://sciencenow.sciencemag.org/cgi/conte...ull/2006/1101/4

 

A lot of our DNA is junk code god put in there because when he was making a lot of adjustments before he was happy. (In fact you'd be amazed how much of the stuff is nothing more than repeating garbled up crap that doesn't make sense) As such we have entire viruses coded into our DNA from when Adam got sick with the plague. God miraculously integrated the virus into him so it could be passed down to his children as a reminder. Scientists under the command of the devil have reactivated this evil virus from our DNA and allowed it to grow in the lab.

 

You silly! That's not the plague. It's original sin.

 

Woah my mind is blown.

Scientists have created the original sin in a lab.

 

In RNA form.

Woah.

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What a coincidence, I just read a novel entitled Darwin's Radio in which a retrovirus comes back to life from within our DNA and starts messing around with pregnancies. And yep the christians were calling it the Original Sin :HaHa: In that case the virus was actually an evolution management system (complicated story) but really we do have a lot of junk from billions of years of evolving and it's to wonder what would happen if the condition were right for the intact ones to come back to life. Imagine a disease no one has seen for a few million years, that would be pretty bad. Our immune systems might not be able to cope with it fast enough and you can't really get rid of it since it's incoded in our genes. Yay

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