Ex-COG Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 You've got to be kidding me. What next; a Jesus statue that takes a crap? I wonder what the Christians would do with the holy poo? A statue of Jesus Christ is causing a sensation at an art gallery after witnesses said they saw sparks shooting from its eyes. http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...rticle_id=37188 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisonjj Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 You've got to be kidding me. What next; a Jesus statue that takes a crap? I wonder what the Christians would do with the holy poo? A statue of Jesus Christ is causing a sensation at an art gallery after witnesses said they saw sparks shooting from its eyes. http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...rticle_id=37188 Jeseuschrist! This must be his second fucking cumming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thackerie Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Actually, the only "witness" to sparks shooting from the eyes was one woman, who claimed to have seen them some time during the 30 minutes she spent in a trance at the foot of the stature. But, that's probably sufficient to start a new cult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycorth Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 You know what would rule? One of those peeing Jebus statues - modeled after the peeing angel ones people have in their fountains. Tell me that wouldn't be sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissMiss Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Since there seems to be so little proof required with these so-called sightings, you could claim you'd seen the holy peeing and collected it for its "healing" properties and then see how many gullible xians want to "relieve" you of it!! Could be a very lucrative business!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Since there seems to be so little proof required with these so-called sightings, you could claim you'd seen the holy peeing and collected it for its "healing" properties and then see how many gullible xians want to "relieve" you of it!! Could be a very lucrative business!! LOL. I wonder if they'd let you sell that on e-bay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex-COG Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Since there seems to be so little proof required with these so-called sightings, you could claim you'd seen the holy peeing and collected it for its "healing" properties and then see how many gullible xians want to "relieve" you of it!! Could be a very lucrative business!! It would give a whole new meaning to Holy Water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mwc Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Call me when the statue starts doing this --> mwc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurari Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Ok, is it just me, or is that statue just a wee bit freaky? Seriously, this would have scared me as a kid...Hell, it scares me now. He's shooting sparks from his eyes because he's not flattered being portrayed as Rotting Cadavar Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaman Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Have you guys ever see bird poop on your car? When that happens, do you look up to see if there is actually a bird flying overhead? No right? then it's a miracle. Correlate to this story is that if a bird flys over and poop on his eye, he is crying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sage Nabooru Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 As sad as this situation truly is, I do have to admit, a statue with sparks shooting out of its eyes would easily rank high on my list of Coolest Things I've Ever Seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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