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I start a thread similar to this on CARM's website and it took off like a firestorm.

 

Notice how theists and non-theists never see eye to eye? It is easier to get your point across with a simple haiku than a long drawn-out scholarly essay. In this thread, post only in the form of a of a Haiku, which is three lines; the first and third lines are five (5) syllables, and the second line is seven (7).

 

I'll start:

 

Thunder and lightning:

Faith alone crushes evil

Monster truck Jesus!

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Mandibles crushing

Lifeless corpse pulled from cocoon

Eat or be eaten

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Sick monster browridge

Eating with vim and vigor

Prepackaged is nice

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Fly in the ointment

Now it is rendered spoiled

Crickets are roaring

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Speaker of the House

Is now Nancy Pelosi

Let's all welcome her

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Spoiled or eaten

Wish for a better demise

None are ever found

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Mind full of zombies

Suffered a kick in the crotch

Won't do that again

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Spider floss dewdrop

Menacing with temptation

The hungry one waits

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I'm so hungry now

I could eat several plates

Of delicious fried noodles

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I'm in denial

I think I know everything

But I don't know shit

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Little lost kitten

I don't know where you came from

Neither do I care

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Please remove your shoes

When you come inside my home

You must wear slippers

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Torment, anguish, pain

Pablum for the broken soul

Blinded by the light

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Spotted on muffin,

Virgin Mary has struck again;

Millions in awe.

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To order pizza

Topped with multitudes of fish,

call Cheezus Crust!

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What would Jesus drive?

Camero; wind blows mullet:

Home to New Jersey.

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Claims of knowledge known,

I'm not blinded by the blight

of such foolishness. :HaHa:

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"I'm without belief."

"Prove that God does not exist!"

Symantics blackhole.

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Jesus saves many

but Gretzky gets the rebound,

Gretzky shoots... AND SCORES!

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