Poonis Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I start a thread similar to this on CARM's website and it took off like a firestorm. Notice how theists and non-theists never see eye to eye? It is easier to get your point across with a simple haiku than a long drawn-out scholarly essay. In this thread, post only in the form of a of a Haiku, which is three lines; the first and third lines are five (5) syllables, and the second line is seven (7). I'll start: Thunder and lightning: Faith alone crushes evil Monster truck Jesus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gooneybird Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Methamphetamine. On fire for gay butt sex. Life in the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Mandibles crushing Lifeless corpse pulled from cocoon Eat or be eaten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Sick monster browridge Eating with vim and vigor Prepackaged is nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Fly in the ointment Now it is rendered spoiled Crickets are roaring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Speaker of the House Is now Nancy Pelosi Let's all welcome her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Spoiled or eaten Wish for a better demise None are ever found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Mind full of zombies Suffered a kick in the crotch Won't do that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Spider floss dewdrop Menacing with temptation The hungry one waits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I'm so hungry now I could eat several plates Of delicious fried noodles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I'm in denial I think I know everything But I don't know shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Little lost kitten I don't know where you came from Neither do I care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuaiDan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Please remove your shoes When you come inside my home You must wear slippers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShackledNoMore Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Torment, anguish, pain Pablum for the broken soul Blinded by the light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poonis Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 Spotted on muffin, Virgin Mary has struck again; Millions in awe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poonis Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 To order pizza Topped with multitudes of fish, call Cheezus Crust! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poonis Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 What would Jesus drive? Camero; wind blows mullet: Home to New Jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotBlinded Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Claims of knowledge known, I'm not blinded by the blight of such foolishness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poonis Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 "I'm without belief." "Prove that God does not exist!" Symantics blackhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poonis Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 Jesus saves many but Gretzky gets the rebound, Gretzky shoots... AND SCORES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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