DarthOkkata Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I almost put this in the comedy section, but after reading through it I thought it might fit here. http://www.thirdtestament.com/ It's horrible, and cliche. Right down to his lack of education and sob story young life. Funny, in a horrific and sad way. I'm thinking of pulling an Eric Cartman and writing a book of christian tripe to ensnare the wallets of the faithful myself. Why not? They do it to each other after all. I'll just erase all the dinosaur names from Jurrasic Park and add the word...Jesus... Then my genetically engineered saviors will bring about the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eigth, nineth, tenth, eleventh, twelvth...etc. coming. I dunno, maybe Hitchiker's Guide would work better...hmmm... "The answer to the ultimate question is...Jesus!" "A saviour is the most useful thing it is possible to have handy in a crisis." "The Kingdom at the End of the Universe!" Bwahahahahahahahaaa! I'll make millions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I thought A Course in Miracles was the continuation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 http://www.martinus.dk/layout_pages/index.php?lang=uk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martinus_Thomsen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbobrob Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons? Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons? Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!! Busy, busy busy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jun Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons? Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!! I heard he'd hired George Lucas for his next installment. He want's it be a blockbuster for the whole family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Harley Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons? Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!! I heard he'd hired George Lucas for his next installment. He want's it be a blockbuster for the whole family. Indiana Jones and the Second Coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jun Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons? Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!! I heard he'd hired George Lucas for his next installment. He want's it be a blockbuster for the whole family. Indiana Jones and the Second Coming... The Book of Doom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbobrob Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons? Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!! I heard he'd hired George Lucas for his next installment. He want's it be a blockbuster for the whole family. It'll be as big as Elvis's '68 Comback Special. That's about as big as it gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jun Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons? Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!! I heard he'd hired George Lucas for his next installment. He want's it be a blockbuster for the whole family. It'll be as big as Elvis's '68 Comback Special. That's about as big as it gets. *putting on Elvis voice* "Well it's a one for the father, a two for the son, a three for the spirit, and here we go, go ,go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtianChris Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 As my favorite character from The Stand might say: K-O-O-K, that spells moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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