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I almost put this in the comedy section, but after reading through it I thought it might fit here.

 

http://www.thirdtestament.com/

 

It's horrible, and cliche. Right down to his lack of education and sob story young life. Funny, in a horrific and sad way.

 

I'm thinking of pulling an Eric Cartman and writing a book of christian tripe to ensnare the wallets of the faithful myself. Why not? They do it to each other after all.

 

I'll just erase all the dinosaur names from Jurrasic Park and add the word...Jesus...

 

Then my genetically engineered saviors will bring about the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eigth, nineth, tenth, eleventh, twelvth...etc. coming.

 

I dunno, maybe Hitchiker's Guide would work better...hmmm...

 

"The answer to the ultimate question is...Jesus!"

 

"A saviour is the most useful thing it is possible to have handy in a crisis."

 

"The Kingdom at the End of the Universe!"

 

Bwahahahahahahahaaa! I'll make millions! :brutal_01:

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I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons?

 

Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!!

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I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons?

 

Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!!

Busy, busy busy...

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I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons?

 

Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!!

 

I heard he'd hired George Lucas for his next installment. He want's it be a blockbuster for the whole family.

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I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons?

 

Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!!

 

I heard he'd hired George Lucas for his next installment. He want's it be a blockbuster for the whole family.

 

Indiana Jones and the Second Coming...

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I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons?

 

Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!!

 

I heard he'd hired George Lucas for his next installment. He want's it be a blockbuster for the whole family.

 

Indiana Jones and the Second Coming...

 

The Book of Doom!

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I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons?

 

Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!!

 

I heard he'd hired George Lucas for his next installment. He want's it be a blockbuster for the whole family.

 

It'll be as big as Elvis's '68 Comback Special. That's about as big as it gets.

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I thought the 3rd Testament was the Book of Mormons?

 

Can't keep up with God these days...He's EVERYWHERE!!!

 

I heard he'd hired George Lucas for his next installment. He want's it be a blockbuster for the whole family.

 

It'll be as big as Elvis's '68 Comback Special. That's about as big as it gets.

 

*putting on Elvis voice*

"Well it's a one for the father, a two for the son, a three for the spirit, and here we go, go ,go!

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