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This is my comprehensive list of what the authors of the Bible got right:

 

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Well, Glory! :)

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I'd like to add something to the list. A verse from my favourite bedtime story.

 

Genesis 19:33

And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

 

Dayam why can't I find girls that kinky.

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I still like this one...

 

Proverbs 3:13-18

 

Blessed is the man who finds wisdom, the man who gains understanding, for she is more profitable than silver and yeilds better returns than gold. She is more precious than rubies; nothing you desire can compare with her. Long life is in her right hand; in her left hand are riches and honor. Her ways are pleasant ways, and all her paths are peace. She is a tree of life to those who embrace her; those who lay hold of her will be blessed.

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Bits the got right in the bible

 

The Egyptians lived in Egypt

 

They had a Pharaoh

 

Herod was King of Israel

 

The Romans occupied Judea.

 

The rest is pretty much amorphous...

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This is my comprehensive list of what the authors of the Bible got right:

 

1. Um...

2. Hmm...

3. Let me see...

 

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.

 

Well, Glory! :)

Gen 1:1

 

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

 

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Revelation 22:20-21

 

He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. Amen.

 

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Hmmmm, looks like you might be on to something there, Brother Jeff.

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