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Here is my tribute to those who are Christian by name only:

 

You call yourself a Christian, but you *still* haven't read the Bible all the way through, even though you usually have the 'Fifteen Minutes a Day' it takes. You're conveniently avoiding the numerous vile Scriptures we atheists like to throw at you.

 

You call yourself a Christian, but you adhere to "selective morality" when it comes to obeying what The Word teaches. Don't you love God enough to do what He says? A good page for many examples of this is:

 

http://www.evilbible.com/christians_are_hypocrites.htm

 

You call yourself a Christian, but you get in slumps where you only pray to "God" when you need something, or things are going bad.

 

You call yourself a Christian, but do any number of the following in relation to church:

 

* You're secretly happy when circumstances prevent you from going

 

* You sometimes can't help tuning out the sermon (because it's so "damn" boring)

 

* You often feel embarrassed by your fellow arms-in-the-air/crying zealots

 

* You get annoyed when you're requested to stand (you were obliged to get up early on a weekend; who can blame you?)

 

* You act like the offering plate is a hot potato when it's passed to you

 

* You have closed your eyes or slept during it

 

* You don't go at all (except on Easter and Christmas, of course!)

 

You call yourself a Christian, therefore you believe God will always provide, so why do you sometimes jip God of his tithe because you feel you've wasted money on something that month?

 

You call yourself a Christian, but you like watching Desperate Housewives just as much as the next guy.

 

You call yourself a Christian, but you "witness" to other people about as often as you tell them your blood type (or you're in the other extreme and all sense of being "Christ-like" goes out the window when you do).

 

You call yourself a Christian, therefore are against abortion by default, but what about the millions of half-children you're killing every time you whack off (to porn?).

 

You call yourself a Christian, so why is it that various sources say that your faith has the highest divorce rate, while atheists have the lowest of all? Ironic, don't you think?

 

You call yourself a Christian, so why do you give much thought to death at all? Christians don't really "die" after all, right?

 

I call you a hypocrite.

 

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http://exchristian.net/exchristian/2007/05...istian-but.html

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I tried about a dozen times posting this on the Main Blog but, like usual, it won't let me no matter how many times I correctly type in my password and correctly copy the letters in the image, so I'll put it here.

 

Blair said:

 

"You call yourself a Christian, but...unlike the atheist you know you are not perfect and have a responsibility to something besides yourself."

 

I have a serious problem with that one. I don't know any atheists who claim to be perfect. Just because we "were born right the first time" does not say there is no room to learn and grow. In fact, it says quite the opposite; anyone who was born has to learn and grow. I believe that humans are inherently good, but good people learn and grow--often from their mistakes.

 

All of us, including Christians, are human and make mistakes. I only wish the Christians would stop bragging about their mistakes and get their lives turned around so they quit their terrible sinning. Or, if in actuality they are not sinning so badly, they should stop bragging about it. Saying what a horrible sinner you are when in fact you're not sinning all that much is basically a lie.

 

On the other hand, if you have to elaborate on your past sins in order to be sure God loves you (because God loves sinners), maybe you have other issues that need to be dealt with. Deal with them. Just stop your bragging.

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"You call yourself a Christian, therefore are against abortion by default, but what about the millions of half-children you're killing every time you whack off (to porn?)."

 

Oh ok... and here I thought a fertilized egg/an embryo was was was being aborted from women's wombs... here all it was was male sperm... LOL Since when did male sperm alone count as a human embryo?

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You call yourself a Christian because you are afraid what the people close to you will think if you call yourself anything else. (I know from experience.)

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I've got some new ones:

 

You call yourself a Christian because you hate little fetuses pulled wounded and bloody from their mothers' wombs (and consider this child abuse), but you beat your own postborn children until they're wounded and bloody because you say gawd told you to.

 

You call yourself a Christian as you're pro-life, but don't give a shit about the welfare of children after they are born.

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"You call yourself a Christian, therefore are against abortion by default, but what about the millions of half-children you're killing every time you whack off (to porn?)."

 

Oh ok... and here I thought a fertilized egg/an embryo was was was being aborted from women's wombs... here all it was was male sperm... LOL Since when did male sperm alone count as a human embryo?

He was using sarcasm. Hence the use of the word, "half-children".

 

Knowwhatimean? :grin:

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