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Top Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus


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TOP TEN REASONS BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS

 

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

:brutal_01:

 

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

:3some:

 

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

:battle:

 

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't

think for themselves.

:68:

 

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on

people's doors trying to give it away.

:glare:

 

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,

hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

:crucified:

 

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

:clap:

 

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

:3:

 

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

:lmao:

 

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are

groups to help you stop.

:beer:

 

 

 

Thanks to Jason for this!

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You know, I was just thinking how much I need a beer, too. :beer:

 

Excellent list. :grin:

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Not sure which one I like best! But "you can prove you have a beer" would make a good white paper!

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buuurrrpp!

 

There is proof of the spirit of beer....I spoke in tongues.

 

Oh wait - can anyone translate it?

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Beer has a proof....somewhere between 2 and 8 proof depending on brand....LOL

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that list is especially funny and engaging to my sense of humor. if i had to select one it would be number 4, you don't have to wait 2000 years for another beer, golden.

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That little clapping guy made number 4 the funniest on the list.

 

I'm also excited I have only 30 more days left until I can legally buy and drink beer.

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  • 2 weeks later...
That little clapping guy made number 4 the funniest on the list.

 

I'm also excited I have only 30 more days left until I can legally buy and drink beer.

 

Couple of addenda that I thought of:

 

1. You won't be damned to hell if you partake of a different spirit (wine, whiskey, etc.)

 

2. The other denominations (porter, stout, ale) won't condemn you.

 

Luke Wolf - I'm drinking a Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout in your honor right now.

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