doomguarder Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 TOP TEN REASONS BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer. 4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer. 3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you. 2. You can prove you have a Beer. 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. Thanks to Jason for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsmoke Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 You know, I was just thinking how much I need a beer, too. Excellent list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Not sure which one I like best! But "you can prove you have a beer" would make a good white paper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bush country Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 buuurrrpp! There is proof of the spirit of beer....I spoke in tongues. Oh wait - can anyone translate it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbobrob Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Beer has a proof....somewhere between 2 and 8 proof depending on brand....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortunehooks Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 that list is especially funny and engaging to my sense of humor. if i had to select one it would be number 4, you don't have to wait 2000 years for another beer, golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Wolf Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 That little clapping guy made number 4 the funniest on the list. I'm also excited I have only 30 more days left until I can legally buy and drink beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bush country Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 That little clapping guy made number 4 the funniest on the list. I'm also excited I have only 30 more days left until I can legally buy and drink beer. Couple of addenda that I thought of: 1. You won't be damned to hell if you partake of a different spirit (wine, whiskey, etc.) 2. The other denominations (porter, stout, ale) won't condemn you. Luke Wolf - I'm drinking a Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout in your honor right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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