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Goodbye Jesus

The Moon Is Gone!


mwc

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I watched it disappear with my own two eyes! I believe the god critter is angry with us yet again.

 

I will do my part by looking at porn and other things that interest me. I only hope this will be enough to offset you "sleepers" and those that are selfishly using the sun all to themselves right now.

 

mwc

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The other day as the sun was setting and the moon was rising, the moon looked pretty red, so did the rest of the sky, but the moon was still pretty red. I wonder if that means Jesus is coming back soon?

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I missed it. I wish I had seen it.

 

No worries though MWC. I will take your word for it and repent.

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Not to worry. It's back--full and silver as ever. I am being favoured by the gods because it is smiling on me as I type this. No Taph, Jesus is not coming. That's just the sacred myth Christians believe in. They find it comforting to think there is a Jesus who loves them so much that he would give his life for them. I don't really understand it but I let them have their fantasies if that makes them feel better. I just like to know that Moon smiles on me in all its gleaming glory. Moon is a deity I can see. I don't have to imagine Moon. It makes me feel good, too. Moon reminds me that I am part of the Life of the Universe.

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It caused a bit of an upset to our Bridge Club's card play last night. Every time the buzzer went signalling us to move to another table there was a concerted rush for the doors to watch the moon which eventually put us four minutes behind schedule, but then you don't see this every night, do you? I have to report however, that whatever else the event may have supposedly portended, it improved neither my partner's luck nor mine; we got the same mix of good, bad, indifferent and bloody awful cards. Should I have turned over all the silver in my pockets and made a wish? Oh I forgot, that stuff's not silver these days, just base metal done up to look like it. No wonder the old superstitions don't work any more.

Casey

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