Druid Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 Basically the choices are: Uncle: I like this one, nice guy with alot of good ideas but generally too wasted to do anything. Father: Demands respect cos "It's my house". Mother: Love and forgive you no matter what. Grandparents: don't have a clue what their talking about. Older Sibling: There are like so cool, tell them everything and they give you loads of advice and support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 My dad, who is *not* one bit autocratic. My mother was the autocrat in our family til she died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalidasa Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 My father. Not that I respect the bastard, but whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pitchu Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 My brother-in-law. He's just exactly like god. He's a paranoid schizophrenic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Rhino Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 I need a choice of 'none of the above' If there were a god I would want it to be like my Great Gran. She gave birth to 22 kids and knew that not one of them appreciated it. She lived for the moment, ate what she wanted, said what she pleased, was kind to strangers and family alike and never that I knew of put herself above another. PR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy-tiger Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 My mother. The two-faced, hypocritic, hateful, punishment-obsessed, attention whore that she was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necrosmith Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 I'd have to say my brother-in-law. He's a controlling asshole just like biblegod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophy Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 I can't vote for any of them. "Your Weiner Dog" wasn't an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewizard Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 My dad, he's strict just like the bible god. What's an autocrat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefranden Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Me, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtdude Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Me, of course. Damnit, chef, I thought I was the Almighty Lord of the Universe. That makes two votes for The Self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skankboy Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 My dog. Sometimes I think I understand what he's saying but it's really just wishful thinking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JP1283 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 My brother. He and his wife are Christians but they don't go to church and regularly smoke cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortunehooks Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 well i had to choose the grandparents. for those who may not be aware of the fact that my paternal grandparents are both hellfire and brimstone spitters from pulpits everyday of the week. all they care to know is about yeshua and his alleged great splendor. kind of like god, all he wants to know is that we know how great it is. my grandparents like to control people as well. they can't control my father, and my grandmother hates that. for some odd reason she has this wierd sort of fixation that requires her to dislike, or maybe hate my mother. i don't really know, because she never acts like she hates my mother, but the grapevines are steady talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white_raven23 Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 My father. But he isn't one bit autocratic. Mom is, a little. My dad is a great dad. I was very much a daddy's girl. He's loved me very much. And because he was always the steady, let's-not-get-overly-excited type.....I would actually end up listening to him and respecting his advice on issues that would send my mom flying around in a rage (instant teenager shut-down, as many of you know). He's NEVER been quick to anger. As a result, the few times my father has been visibly angry.....there is a greater urgency and a strong desire to really duck and cover. True thankfulness when the anger wasn't directed at you in particular, and deep shame when it was because you KNEW you deserved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatifidontwantausername? Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 I would say my mothers lesbian lover, without the niceness. She is schitsophrenic, AND has multiple personality disorder! -Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewizard Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 My father. But he isn't one bit autocratic. Mom is, a little. My dad is a great dad. I was very much a daddy's girl. He's loved me very much. And because he was always the steady, let's-not-get-overly-excited type.....I would actually end up listening to him and respecting his advice on issues that would send my mom flying around in a rage (instant teenager shut-down, as many of you know). He's NEVER been quick to anger. As a result, the few times my father has been visibly angry.....there is a greater urgency and a strong desire to really duck and cover. True thankfulness when the anger wasn't directed at you in particular, and deep shame when it was because you KNEW you deserved it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My dad is quick to anger, my mom and me are very cool, she acts more like a friend than a parent. My mom probably wouldn't care if I was atheist(I am) but my dad would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulce Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 I would have to say my dad is most like god. I've never met him He's never done squat for me He wouldn't know me if he bumped into me And the never ending question.... Is he dead or alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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